NFL picks for pints One Dart vs. KNVB

[knvb]

Wind up...

I didn't say anything about picking the Bucs,

Ahh, yeah ya did.

but I figured that I was going out on a limb with not only picking the Bucs but also that there would be 46 points.

Choosing 45 looks cheap because I won. If the total was 48 you would have said a word. Are you telling me I can't pick 45 next week?

It's just a coincidence you picked 46.

Canadian please.

 

[One Dart]

Pick 45 now and I will be happy. Just a coincidence eh? So you're telling me that the number in your head all along was 45? That is crap. You waited for my number and deliberately picked one below it. Your Canadian will be warm this week.

And by the way, being just about the only person in North America who picked the Bucs yesterday, I will stop listening to the so called experts and make all my picks based on my own, obviously sound judgement.

I'llgetmysleemansyet!

 

[knvb]

Ok that's it.

You picked what I thought was a ridiculously high number. (and it was.) I usually go with 24 -14 for my totals. (38) So I screwed you. Big deal. You're the putz that went first and you're the putz who picked 46 on a Monday night.

Warm or cold it'll still taste good because it's free.

 

[Captain Shamrock]

KNVBaby

Play the proper rules. Simple really. Technically, 45 was a fcuking retarded bet because, according to the proper rules, you would have needed to get EXACTLY 45. So, you are KNVBonehead..... And don't start bringing up my $300 loss on the weekend, or I'll just have to pull the $1650 I won two/three weeks ago. Funny ol' gaime, gambling.

 

[knvb]

45 is retarded, but 46 is better? I've seen your proper rules before (cricket) and must say they are as fcuked up as they are shitty. We chose(sp) to play straight up and closest to. (period) I win and OD lost.

OD, before anymore crying happens would you like me to beat you straight up or with the spread next week? Either way.

 

[the power]

I'm gonna have to agree with the Captain on this one. While his betting ability seems to have fallen faster than the coherence of his English students after lunch, he makes a point. You need to guess what you think the score will exactly be. None of this over/under bs. If you goofs decide to continue to do it that way however, you should choose an impartial person to tell the number to, that way you don't get into any more of that Price is Right crap. Advice from across the ocean.

 

[knvb]

One Dunce what's the deal for this weekend? Do you fancy a go with the spread or do you want to lose straight up again? Let me know Friday, that way I'll be good and liquored when I make my picks. Look how close you were this week. It's only fair when I do my picks drunk..

Parkhead pick me up at 7:30. You're DD to the Peg/MF game. Anyone else want to go? Parkheads driving.

 

[One Dart]

Let's go with the spreads then. Maybe that will end my string of bad luck and not allow for any questionable tie breakers .

As for getting others to go with you tonight, two things.
First, you smell. And no one likes you.
Second, people must actually look at this thread if they going to know that you want to pick them up.

My picks will be made sometime later this evening.

Areallofshitpicks/parkputz/doubleloser/andonepick'schoicesmadewhiledrunk-Ithinkso

 

[One Dart]

Odds Spread Competitors Spread Odds
1.90 +7 Carolina V Green Bay -7 1.90 = Green Bay
1.90 +3 Chicago V Buffalo -3 1.90 = Buffalo
1.90 +6 Cleveland V Pittsburgh -6 1.90 = Cleveland
1.90 +12.5 Dallas V St Louis -12.5 1.90 = Dallas
1.90 +19.5 Houston V Philadelphia -19.5 1.90 = Philadelphia
1.83 -3 Miami V Kansas City +3 2.00 = Kansas City
1.90 +3.5 N Y Jets V Jacksonville -3.5 1.90 = Jacksonville
1.90 -7.5 New Orleans V Detroit +7.5 1.90 = New Orleans

Bet Until : 21:05 29/09/2002
Odds Spread Competitors Spread Odds
2.00 -3 N Y Giants V Arizona +3 1.83 = NY Giants
1.90 -7 Tampa Bay V Cincinnati +7 1.90 = Tampa Bay

Bet Until : 21:15 29/09/2002
Odds Spread Competitors Spread Odds
1.83 -3 New England V San Diego +3 2.00 = New England
1.90 +7 Tennessee V Oakland -7 1.90 = Oakland

Bet Until : 01:30 30/09/2002
Odds Spread Competitors Spread Odds
1.95 +3 Minnesota V Seattle -3 1.86 = Seattle

Bet Until : 02:00 01/10/2002
Odds Spread Competitors Spread Odds
1.90 -7 Denver V Baltimore +7 1.90 = Denver

 

[knvb]

3 fer 3

Odds Spread Competitors Spread Odds
1.90 +7 Carolina V Green Bay -7 1.90 = Green Bay
1.90 +3 Chicago V Buffalo -3 1.90 = Buffalo
1.90 +6 Cleveland V Pittsburgh -6 1.90 = Pitt.
1.90 +12.5 Dallas V St Louis -12.5 1.90 = Dallas
1.90 +19.5 Houston V Philadelphia -19.5 1.90 = Houston
1.83 -3 Miami V Kansas City +3 2.00 = Miami
1.90 +3.5 N Y Jets V Jacksonville -3.5 1.90 = Jacksonville
1.90 -7.5 New Orleans V Detroit +7.5 1.90 = New Orleans

Bet Until : 21:05 29/09/2002
Odds Spread Competitors Spread Odds
2.00 -3 N Y Giants V Arizona +3 1.83 = NY Giants
1.90 -7 Tampa Bay V Cincinnati +7 1.90 = Tampa Bay

Bet Until : 21:15 29/09/2002
Odds Spread Competitors Spread Odds
1.83 -3 New England V San Diego +3 2.00 = New England
1.90 +7 Tennessee V Oakland -7 1.90 = Oakland

Bet Until : 01:30 30/09/2002
Odds Spread Competitors Spread Odds
1.95 +3 Minnesota V Seattle -3 1.86 = Minn.

Bet Until : 02:00 01/10/2002
Odds Spread Competitors Spread Odds
1.90 -7 Denver V Baltimore +7 1.90 = Denver

I'll PM my Monday night score to Shitpicks you do the same and he can keep them hidden until both scores are in. Sound fair?

You big baby.

 

[the power]

I'll PM my Monday night score to Shitpicks you do the same and he can keep them hidden until both scores are in. Sound fair?

Good idea. There's hope for that Surrey boy yet.

 

[One Dart]

Sounds fair. When the Captain suggested we go by the spread he said to do it because we would have too many picks the same. A quick glance suggests that we probably have more of the same picks this week than any other. Whatever. Philly will beat Houston by more than 20, Cleveland will beat Pittsburgh, KC is going to run all over Miami, and Seattle will break the goose egg as Randy Moss tries to run over the referee, the goal post, Mike Holmgren and anyone else who gets in his fukcing way. But the Seahawks will still win, they have too at least once.

 

[knvb]

A quick look show us at 8 each. Correct? Do I get the houston points? They won by 18, but the spread was 19.5. We both have Denver for the Monday nighter I guess it all come down to the score again....

Please confirm.

 

[One Dart]

Well since I picked Seattle and you picked Minnesota, and Seattle is dominating right now, wouldn't it come down to that?

 

[Captain Shamrock]

A quick look show us at 8 each. Correct?

No. According to your picks, you have SIX winners. Please don't give yourself more credit than you deserve. Either way, it is still better than me.


It looks like Double Loser will be buying a pint for One Pick this week, compliments of Shaun Alexander ! What a blowout!


Captain

 

[One Dart]

He does have 6, I have 8 and it will be 9. The NFL may want to institute a mercy rule, 45-10 is a shocking first half score. Amazing that a team which looked so inept in the first three weeks, that scored 9 points last week can put up 45 in the first half.

A big win for OD, I will gladly trade the Canadian that I owe you from last week, for the sweet, sweet Sleeman's that you will be buying me this week.

 

[knvb]

Sunshine on a dogs ass.

Six. That's it? This spread is for wankers. I knew I should have drank more when I made my picks.

You buy me my Canadian and I'll buy you your Sleemans.

 

[the power]

promptly ordered a Killkenny

You buy me my Canadian

Come on now, you're supposed to order the expensive stuff when someone else is buying. I would have thought the Surrey upbringing would have taught you something about penny pinching.

 

[One Dart]

The sleemans was good thank you very much. Fukcing waitress talked me into getting Double Loser one as well, that was an extra $1.20. This week back to straight up, we'll see how that goes though, we may be back to the spreads by next week depending on how I do.

 

[the power]

Fukcing waitress

Who was it? I'll give'm hell.