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Well, I guess once again I’ve made a generalization- will Jinky ever forgive me?
In asking, “Why are English birds so hideously ugly”, I implied that they’re all hideously ugly. Of course, that’s mathematically impossible. As you’ve proven, there is the odd diamond in the rough. I’m simply stating that in general, English birds are hideously ugly. In general.
As Seinfeld once theorized, on average, only 3 out of 10 people in New York are beautiful. Seeing as how New York is one of the most populated and culturally diverse cities in the world, we’ll use it as a fair sample. If 3 out of 10 people in New York can be considered beautiful, I would say only 0.00125 out of every 10 people in England are beautiful- or, 1 / 8003. Assuming that females take up approximately half of the population, it is safe to say that only 0.006247657% of the women in England are beautiful.
Keeper: that photo could be worth money. Sell it to some sort of caricature manufacturer…it would make a great garden gnome!
Well, I guess once again I’ve made a generalization- will Jinky ever forgive me?
In asking, “Why are English birds so hideously ugly”, I implied that they’re all hideously ugly. Of course, that’s mathematically impossible. As you’ve proven, there is the odd diamond in the rough. I’m simply stating that in general, English birds are hideously ugly. In general.
As Seinfeld once theorized, on average, only 3 out of 10 people in New York are beautiful. Seeing as how New York is one of the most populated and culturally diverse cities in the world, we’ll use it as a fair sample. If 3 out of 10 people in New York can be considered beautiful, I would say only 0.00125 out of every 10 people in England are beautiful- or, 1 / 8003. Assuming that females take up approximately half of the population, it is safe to say that only 0.006247657% of the women in England are beautiful.
Keeper: that photo could be worth money. Sell it to some sort of caricature manufacturer…it would make a great garden gnome!
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- #26
bru-tal.........
So you're using the unfunny poster boy for middle-American 'fashion' as your game-breaker on this? Riiiiiiiight. How many English birds have you met? You just don't like women in general. Shame.
And no, Jinky will never forgive you.
So you're using the unfunny poster boy for middle-American 'fashion' as your game-breaker on this? Riiiiiiiight. How many English birds have you met? You just don't like women in general. Shame.
You think it's more culturally diverse than London? The words 'culture' and 'America' have no business being in the same sentence due to their oxymoronic nature. It's like having your fine self and WKRP in the same room. Oxymoronic.
And no, Jinky will never forgive you.
Captain Shamrock
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Nice freak, Keeper. Certainly, one of your better finds. What I would do with those jugs..........
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- #32
Rita Mcneil could ride a tricycle through the gaps in your flawed logic. You're quoting me tenuously garnered, garbled nonsense, masquerading under the dubious guise of 'statistics', by the American equivalent of that cnut Red Green. A man, incidentally just like your hero Sienfeld, only funny to Canadian men over 40 who shop at bloody Mark's Work Wearhouse. Arse.
Try this on for size from a genuinely funny man, David Brent, not to be confused with Ricky Gervais,
So get out your generalising handbook and tell me, even from your bum's in the air uphill gardening perspective, how, whatever your bent (pun intended), anyone could fail to find Mel Sykes gorgeous. All this and she does a lot of work for charidee and has consistently been kind to animals. Bonus points for guessing where she's from......
Try this on for size from a genuinely funny man, David Brent, not to be confused with Ricky Gervais,
Game. Set. Match. As usual.
So get out your generalising handbook and tell me, even from your bum's in the air uphill gardening perspective, how, whatever your bent (pun intended), anyone could fail to find Mel Sykes gorgeous. All this and she does a lot of work for charidee and has consistently been kind to animals. Bonus points for guessing where she's from......
I said in general.
The English magazine & newspaper publishers have done a bang-up job with their propaganda campaign to the English people. Obviously, you've found one of the few needles in the haystack there. Don’t be fooled man. Don’t be bought by those lying bastards.
She is gorgeous though (did you pick a brown one especially for me?). We can only hope Ballbaby's wife is as leggy and tanned. How many days now, Cnut?
Keep living by Red's credo, Fasty: "If a woman can't find you handsome, at least she can find you handy...". In your case: "If your boyfriend can't find you handsome, at least he can find you handy...".
Keep your stick on the ice.
The English magazine & newspaper publishers have done a bang-up job with their propaganda campaign to the English people. Obviously, you've found one of the few needles in the haystack there. Don’t be fooled man. Don’t be bought by those lying bastards.
She is gorgeous though (did you pick a brown one especially for me?). We can only hope Ballbaby's wife is as leggy and tanned. How many days now, Cnut?
Keep living by Red's credo, Fasty: "If a woman can't find you handsome, at least she can find you handy...". In your case: "If your boyfriend can't find you handsome, at least he can find you handy...".
Keep your stick on the ice.
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- #34
colour-coded.........
How you can say Mel Sykes is brown is beyond me.......are you sure your missus isn't a fcuking ginger?
Plenty of eye doctors down Davie Street. Next to the 'spa' you usually frequent............
How you can say Mel Sykes is brown is beyond me.......are you sure your missus isn't a fcuking ginger?
Plenty of eye doctors down Davie Street. Next to the 'spa' you usually frequent............
