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Happy Birthday Fastshow innit?
- Thread starter knvb
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Fastshow,
When you are taking a hiatus from celebrating you will read this post wishing you a Happy Birthday as you are well on to your third decade of life. Accept these salutations gracefully and ponder them in your English head. It is the anniversary of your birth. Today, your mother is remembering the event, perhaps cursing it, but she is missing her little Fastshow.
Think about it people. A sperm, an egg, 23 chromosome from each donor (some more, some less) for a grand total of 46 (some more, some less). The end result, another pasty white Limey who has enrolled himself in our destiny, our life. I mean, I just spent a good three minutes wishing him a happy birthday. When his parents did the nasty and created the Fasty, it was all written, all scripted that I would awake one June 15, 2004 and write this post. So cool!
Enjoy your pints Ian!
When you are taking a hiatus from celebrating you will read this post wishing you a Happy Birthday as you are well on to your third decade of life. Accept these salutations gracefully and ponder them in your English head. It is the anniversary of your birth. Today, your mother is remembering the event, perhaps cursing it, but she is missing her little Fastshow.
Think about it people. A sperm, an egg, 23 chromosome from each donor (some more, some less) for a grand total of 46 (some more, some less). The end result, another pasty white Limey who has enrolled himself in our destiny, our life. I mean, I just spent a good three minutes wishing him a happy birthday. When his parents did the nasty and created the Fasty, it was all written, all scripted that I would awake one June 15, 2004 and write this post. So cool!
Enjoy your pints Ian!
I imagine Ballbaby dribbled more during his writing that than my Dad did in his Nobel-prize winning act, though.Regs said:Balls,
You probably spent more time creating that post than Fasty's parents spent creating him...
You're all very kind, I don't deserve you.
Ballbaby's fatalistic approach to life has given me much to comtemplate.
I hadn't realised the full extent of the man's insanity until now. I suppose that was meant to be, my horroscope says, 'You have the ability to talk the hind legs off a donkey and still keep people enthralled. This week, it's going to be easier than ever to use your natural talents.'
It is the missus's 'Closer' magazine, mind. Apparently Emma Bunton is shagging someone called Jade Jones too. Lucky Jade Jones.
I think the 'keeping people enthralled' bit might be a load of bollocks........and I still need to establish just what my natural talents might be. Funny old horroscope, they're not usually so cryptic.
Rangerforever
Well-Known Member
Happy Birthday Fasty
Thirty one eh?
Fcuking grow up man.
I shall celebrate this joyous occasion with a nice glass of Champagne.
Two times in three days enjoying a bottle of France's finest.
Good show, Fastshow,
RF
Carry on England.
Thirty one eh?
Fcuking grow up man.
I shall celebrate this joyous occasion with a nice glass of Champagne.
Two times in three days enjoying a bottle of France's finest.
Good show, Fastshow,
RF
Carry on England.
sensei_hanson
New Member
Happy Birthday Ian.
Regards,
-Mike.
Regards,
-Mike.
Captain Shamrock
Well-Known Member
Happy Birthday, Fasty, you English bastard. Unlucky with the result two days ago and I'm sure you'll be able to cope with the draw against Switzerland. God bless.
Hail Hail you smelly Hun
Hail Hail you smelly Hun
Hands of Stone
New Member
Happy Happy Fasty, may your injury time be never longer than 1 minute.
Say hi to the Saints for us, I still remember the night I spent on the beach with Mrs. Saint, oh that is another thread.
hos
Say hi to the Saints for us, I still remember the night I spent on the beach with Mrs. Saint, oh that is another thread.
hos
Once again, thank you all.
And, for the retiring and bashful illiterates Luc Van Lierde, filling the net, Vinny, and Dazza who were too shy to post in here but who sent me a lovely Interflora delivery of hyacinths (keyboards that say 'hiya'), thankk u alL ass weL.
I remember the night I spent with Mrs. Saint on a beach too. Cost me £68.32 in lager and £43.21 in phone calls to Jinky.
Could've been worse, though. Saint and saint jr. could have been there too.
And, for the retiring and bashful illiterates Luc Van Lierde, filling the net, Vinny, and Dazza who were too shy to post in here but who sent me a lovely Interflora delivery of hyacinths (keyboards that say 'hiya'), thankk u alL ass weL.
I remember the night I spent with Mrs. Saint on a beach too. Cost me £68.32 in lager and £43.21 in phone calls to Jinky.
Could've been worse, though. Saint and saint jr. could have been there too.
