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[STD]

56 plus is the best time so far I can't break 60 but I can get to the 50's before I have a brain fart.

Oh and Sliver get a real job.

 

[Dude]

Christ, it's like Tuesday training. "Move to space, check in, check out. OK, 80% effort now, Dude, you dropped your lung back here..."

Bad memories. 16 seconds, then the ADD took over...

 

[Dial 9-1-1]

75 seconds. The benefits of a slow computer.

When in doubt, don't move....then split the defence.

 

[Hands of Stone]

http://www.whackyourboss.com/

Some funny stuff, hit the Panic button if the Boss comes around, see what objects you like best.

hos

 

[steve1234]

Just for today

If you've forgotten the words.

 

[gong show]

Don't know if this is already posted but:

http://n.ethz.ch/student/mkos/pinguin.swf

My best 323

 

[Keeper]

www.thingsmygirlfriendandihavearguedabout.com

Freakin' hilarious. Example:

Margret bought a jacket. The purpose of this jacket, its raison d'etre, was not to provide warmth or woo the eyes or give employment to jacket makers. The purpose of this jacket was to demonstrate to me my place in the world. To provide a medium through which I might gain knowledge - much like the rustling of the leaves at the Oracle of Dodona being a means for discovering the will of Zeus. Only, you know, except with lots more polyester. Margret bought this jacket and placed it on a hanger in the hallway. Later that day, when she judged I had approximately 1,285 things I'd rather be doing, she commanded me to view it.
She takes it down from the hanger, puts it on and says, 'What do you think?'
'Well,' I say, 'if you like it...'
I hear the fire alarm go off and briefly glance up the stairs before realising that the noise is actually in my head.
'What's wrong with it?' asks Margret. Somewhat challengingly.
'Oh, you know, nothing in particular,' I shrug. This is factually correct. It is a comprehensively appalling jacket; no particular aspect of its extensive dreadfulness stands out as especially distressing.
'What... is wrong... with it,' Margret replies, filling in the spaces with facial expressions.
'Um, well, it's shapeless.'
'No, it isn't.'
'OK, then, it's cylinder-shaped. Which is not a good shape. For a jacket.'
'I like the shape.'
'Fair enough. Right, I'm going...'
'What else?'
'Did I say there was...'
'What else?'
'The material is unpleasant.'
'No it's not.'
'And the pattern is awful.'
'The pattern's nice.'
'And it doesn't appear to fit properly - look at the arms.'
'That's how it's supposed to fit.'
'Fair enough, then.'
'I like it. I'm going to wear it always.''
'OK.'
She places it back on the hanger, lets me know I'm a fool and we go on about our business.
The next day Margret's friend calls round to drop something off quickly. She drops it off (quickly), they (quickly) talk for four and a half hours, and then she has to dash. Coincidentally, I'm coming down the stairs when Margret is seeing her out. As Margret is by the door she says to her, 'Oh, look, I bought a new jacket. What do you think?'
'Well,' the friend replies, 'if you like it...'
Margret returns the jacket to the shop, immediately.
Immediately.

 

[Sheep]

Heres a good one
forget it

does not work

 

[LucVanLierde]

VIDA

http://nuevayores.blogs.com/remolacha/2004/07/vida_guerra_smo.html

 

[trece verde]

Like it says: "ugly page, but informative."

Nice girl.... lo quiero encuentro! Démelo papi indeed.

ciao, vatos.

stew

 

[Argyle]

VIDA

http://nuevayores.blogs.com/remolacha/2004/07/vida_guerra_smo.html

Vida took part in the opening round of the TTP Babe of the Month. Battle of the Babes - Week 1. She lost out to Alexandra, who won with 72.22% of the popular vote. Poor Vida...she was devastated. Especially when one of the judges remarked...

Vida has a magnificent body but her face looks like a bus stop sign that's been magic markered by waiting passengers.

OUCH!!!

For less that a penny a day, you too can become a premium member Luc, and reap the benefits of being a TOTAL BASTARD.

 

[LucVanLierde]

Vida took part in the opening round of the TTP Babe of the Month. Battle of the Babes - Week 1. She lost out to Alexandra, who won with 72.22% of the popular vote. Poor Vida...she was devastated. Especially when one of the judges remarked... OUCH!!!

For less that a penny a day, you too can become a premium member Luc, and reap the benefits of being a TOTAL BASTARD.

one of these days i will become a premium member

vida is a little dated, but i thought it was interesting to see what she has done in the 2 yrs that passed since she exposed that tasty booty....same nice airbrushed ass, but damn....its starting to look like a giant swung a telephone pole at her face




No girl out there compares to keyra augustina right now...

 

[Dude]

Argyle! Fcuking hell!! Didn't I tell you we needed to get a better view of Vida's booty? Had I seen these pictures, it would have been a no brainer...Vida all the way. She is fcuking tre-men-dous!

Luc, thank you. Now get us pictures of Keyra...

 

[LucVanLierde]

she deserves her own thread

Admin Edit: She already does have her own thread. Please don't repost duplicates.


There it is boys.........they should clone her for teh better of mankind.

KEYRA AUGUSTINA

 

[Dude]

Tre-men-dous ass, but already posted up somewhere around here. Buck up Luc.

 

[Dial 9-1-1]

When I'm not on tsunami watch, here's one for the kids.

http://media.animal.discovery.com/fansites/petstar/videogallery/season3/ep309_winner.html

 

[Skip]

How Gay are you??

How gay are you?

http://www.channel4.com/life/microsites/G/gayometer/gayometer.html

I happily scored below the 50th percentile (just)

 

[Dial 9-1-1]

For those keeping score at home, I'm 33% gay (according to that website). The fact I like home decor and am not into lesbian porn probably affected my score.

 

[knvb]

What can I say? I like to masturbate and decorate. Sometimes at the same time...

 

[bertrum]

Wanna walk the drunk home?????

This should keep you entertained for awhile. Click on Start, then just move your mouse left and right (no clicking) to keep him walking in a straight line. Just a tip, but when he starts to yodel, you're in trouble (you'll understand that reference after you try it) http://www.wagenschenke.ch/ The object of the game is to keep him walking without falling over, by moving your mouse left and right. You can't see your cursor which makes it more difficult... Apparently the record is 82 meters!