Premier [FVSL Premier] Results & Banter - March 05'

[kokanee]

Re: Dodgy Cokcney

We are still awaiting your response to Skip.

He can't say anything until the league gets back to him for his latest protest. What was it this time, the lights went off at 8:30pm, when they should have gone off at 8:15pm

 

[Skip]

Ignored......

Since it appears I am being ignored by Crafty, perhaps someone from the Poco camp would care to comment on this matter of 3rd place being sewn up by Delta.

Sliver?....are you around? If so, can you give us some insight as to whether or not you guys are indeed going to give Delta the point they need? Has there been a 'deal' made??

~Skip

 

[Dude]

I suspect that the plan may be to protest Poco's collective weight issues. Sort of like RF's wife after he gets home from a night of drinking and popping Viagra with the young Rangers.

 

[Dude]

Three birds with one stone. Gold Jerry, Gold.

 

[crafty cokcney]

Re: Dodgy Cokcney

He can't say anything until the league gets back to him for his latest protest. What was it this time, the lights went off at 8:30pm, when they should have gone off at 8:15pm

Once again kokanee, you've got the wrong guy.

 

[crafty cokcney]

Skip,

It would appear nobody wants to reply to you..

I have to say though you are very persistent I'll give you that.

What I did find funny was you quoting the constitution..

I guess only parts of it are cheesy right.. Magic

Carry on

 

[Skip]

A response!! Oh joy! My day is now complete.......

Touche (sp?) on the constitution comment my friend. I quoted it only because you seem to know it inside and out, making use ot it whenever it suits your cause. However, it would appear you lack the substance to admit when you may have put the cart before the horse. Of course, I make reference to you laying claim to 3rd spot when in fact, you have no such claim to make.........thus far.

Surprising really, as I have always held you in high regard, and respected you for your insightfull opinions, as well as your accomplishments as a coach. I wouldn't have thought it would be so tough for you to admit you may have made an error (which all men do occassionally).

In any case, now that you have responded in such a courageous manner, I will now drop the matter. In the end, 3rd place may mean nothing if the right teams don't get to the final of the Pak.

A dash of potential irony:

Langley meets PAU in the Pakenham cup final, and Delta are thankfull....... as they secure the final Province Cup berth due to their 4th place finish in league play.

I bid you good-day,

~Skip

 

[Rangerforever]

Three birds with one stone. Gold Jerry, Gold.

I must say, unprecedented.

Even TheFenian in with a wee stab there too.


Although I hate it when guys have to stoop so low and involve people's wives on here...

 

[crafty cokcney]

In any case, now that you have responded in such a courageous manner, I will now drop the matter. In the end, 3rd place may mean nothing if the right teams don't get to the final of the Pak.~Skip

Bullseye Skip.

I would not dare to presume anything with regard to our game against Poco. I seriously thought that seeing as you were below us in the standings last week, that if we won we would still be above you this week. The league standings show us in third right now and seeing as you don't play again, I'm not sure how that changes. Anyway, means nothing as you say if the right teams don't make the Pak or we may even finish second outright in the league if the results go our way.

See you Saturday.

Cheers

 

[studsup]

Hey Mo... whats the matter??? PAU got no pull at the roxy??? saw your sorry lot walk away from the lineup and 2 mins later, me and 7 mates strolled in.

thought you guys were regulars???

Gotta say how it went down. E-ur and Studsy along with cousin Phil out for the night at the Duran Duran concert, then went to the Roxy, straight in, just crack the first beer and speersy wants to got to the plaza. We chug em and fcuk off on filthy to the plaza for a quickie as speersy called it. No sooner do we get in there, crack a beer and i'm mackin on a few birds, tell speersy to come wing for me and he says let's go to the roxy. I had like two sips, and was like fcuk i ain't chuggin this one. We both pants our beers and head back to the roxy. Right outside, Jay gets nailed by the VPD for drinkin in public. That is when the roxy boys said we wer'nt comin in. Woke up the next morning and Speersy said "were we at a concert last night??" Must of been the mickey we each smuggled in. All I can say was what a gong show, slept all day Sat and my head was still spinnin that night at kick-off. Anyways Studs out for Delta Game as I'm off to hawaii with me Senior girls soccer team. Still trying to figure out who my "one Phone call" will be to. PS, Guiness, speersy, skip, RF or anyone, I need pickin up at the airport a Week this Fri at 9 pm, just in time to start my 10 day spring break holiday

 

[Dude]

Anyways Studs out for Delta Game as I'm off to hawaii with me Senior girls soccer team.

This phrase can also be found in the cookbook under Disaster.

 

[Guinness]

Re: Studs up got the wrong night (suprise)

The night in question (by "Mr. Wonderful" Paul Orndorf) was Saturday... Sixy, the funny thing is, Mo wasn't with the other couple of PAU's finest that had been in and out all night (even Cuddler got in)... I don't remember even seeing you there, was it past your wife imposed curfew??? Did you get there early, because you had to be home by midnight??? Ladner/Sawaaasen doesn't have skytrain access!!! Unrucky...

 

[Red Dragon]

Word has it that a certain banker on the PAU squad has photocopied IN TRIPLICATE and stamped the whole teams i.d's. with a certified true copy stamp, just to ensure everyone knows there are no mix ups or accidentally forgotten i.d.'s. Gotta cover the protest shout...

Can anyone confirm?

 

[knvb]

All done now?

Can anyone post on topic? This has gotten worse than the last time LFC had a bloody dance...minus the fist fcuking. Sort it.

 

[Knees United]

The league standings show us in third right now and seeing as you don't play again, I'm not sure how that changes.
Cheers

Last time I checked "D" comes before "P" in the alphabet and when teams are tied this is the normal way they will be ranked.

I know the "P" stands for "P"rovincial Cup birth....I'm thinking the "D" stands for "D"umb ass for not understanding why Delta was "showing" to be in third when in actuality they are tied for third.

But what do I know....I'm just a fan of the game....

GO Delta...you're still my favorite team!

 

[crafty cokcney]

Last time I checked "D" comes before "P" in the alphabet and when teams are tied this is the normal way they will be ranked.

And W Whalley comes before G GN Sporting..

Fukcing idiot

Cheers

 

[Guinness]

KNVB, was it off topic when a few PAU players stuck around longer than you did after YOUR game on the weekend??? Drinking more beer and being much less gay??? Whatever, number one I said "much less" I didn't say not gay at all!!!

While we were on the topic of Delta vs PAU this coming weekend, why not throw some stones eh??? Sixfyv is getting old and has actually begun to shrink, I think he's really only sixfour now!!! Crafty is a daft Hammer head bastard and coaches in pink knickers!!!

Saturday can't come soon enough... Guinness

 

[Skip]

Knees,

Apparently the league has placed teams with games in hand above those who do not in the case of ties.

~S

 

[Big T's chacha]

Hey guys, i'm new to this forum. Just wanted to let yall know that SUFC's gottta big ass game this weekend, we aint gonna get relegated. Next year all the u-21 players are coming up and were gonna show all the teams in the fraser valley what soccer is all about. PS- we kicked GN's ass even though they played premier players in our u-21 game. And guys on top of that they took out a 17 yr old player after he scored. DUDES, thats hellla cheap. SUFC.... Y'all aint got nothing on us.... WHAT>>>>>>>.

 

[coach]

Great!

Thanks Big T's.

No really, thank you.