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[FVSL Div 2] Results and Banter March/April 2006
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Well... I'm not going into any details, but there were talks along those lines... Should be an even more powerful team next year.... Woodsy, there may be a tryout ..... cut out the "Supersize me Diet"! ! ! TseTse will be looking for a spot up front... and judging by the finish in the Co-ed final, he stands a good shot... winning goal, and it was a BEE-UTE ! ! !bored said:
Why do you have to be so meanFrancophone said:
Is it because you were relegated? Didn't get an extra 3 games in March/April? There's always next season.... I think the Wolves have an excelent chance at promotion to Div 2 next year I hear the Rob is looking for some Div 3 players as well!!depending on how the teams are divided, i would have to agree with dude in as far as promotion is concerned. we will be a stronger team throughout as we will have our three guys who missed all of last year returning as well as possibly gaining a new forward and possibly having up to 5 or 6 not returning. one of those not returning was a forward who left the team following our first cup game and he won't be welcomed back. and with the gunners getting the graduating players from u-21, they are the favourites to win league, cup and promotion. good luck to all next season.
Well, since Soccer Mom woulnd't bite, I'll offer my two cents on the Royals.
I'm thinking they won't be ready for a serious run at promotion, much less a respectable season. Not since they lost to the CLONES in a drubbing up in Kelowna, in a game where the Clones actually suited up a girl at wing, and she scored the eventual winner.
I know, I know...but you can't make this shite up.
I'm thinking they won't be ready for a serious run at promotion, much less a respectable season. Not since they lost to the CLONES in a drubbing up in Kelowna, in a game where the Clones actually suited up a girl at wing, and she scored the eventual winner.
I know, I know...but you can't make this shite up.
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bored said:
Thats Great News! Perhaps you can bring your team expenses down this year as well. I suggest EBAY.COM where you can find some good used CRACK pipes and perhaps some better kit.
Bye.
So this year will be my first year at playing Div 2 ball what should I expect?
1. I have bought some thicker shin guards to be able to take the accidental wacks that some of the less talented players may deliver.
2. I've increased my life insurance policy and made sure I have great disability coverage.
3. I should fit in for top speed this year with the rest but am worried I may not drink enough to fully be accepted?
4. Do they use a size 4 or 5 ball in Div 2... I will need to know as my touch will depend on ball size?
5. Now I've heard that the ref"s are mostly all nearing there 70's and am worried about yelling at one of them and causing a heart attack.
6. Do I need to pay attention to what week I will need to bring oranges for halftime?
If anyone has any answers please let me know as GEU has tryouts this fri , sat , sun and the sooner I know the better.
1. I have bought some thicker shin guards to be able to take the accidental wacks that some of the less talented players may deliver.
2. I've increased my life insurance policy and made sure I have great disability coverage.
3. I should fit in for top speed this year with the rest but am worried I may not drink enough to fully be accepted?
4. Do they use a size 4 or 5 ball in Div 2... I will need to know as my touch will depend on ball size?
5. Now I've heard that the ref"s are mostly all nearing there 70's and am worried about yelling at one of them and causing a heart attack.
6. Do I need to pay attention to what week I will need to bring oranges for halftime?
If anyone has any answers please let me know as GEU has tryouts this fri , sat , sun and the sooner I know the better.
suburbanator
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bored said:
Nice comeback twitty. I only assumed you smoked crack because your predictions seemed to be made while you were delirious.
Perhaps you can get the entire premier division to "Fold" themselves into the Dudette Celtic and then maybe sweep the division, win all the games handily, outscore your opponents 191-3 (Guru is good for 3 a year on own goal)... and then as a finale, because of your massive talent and tremendous experience you can bail out in round one of the cup. If thats not enough for you, I suggest you train twice this season, so that you are only overweight by 30lbs and can manage the stamina required to win at least ONE of your four promotion playoff games.
In addition, I found a good sponsor that may work for you guys. The company name is Huggies. I think they are a strong choice for several reasons. For one, you can wear them during important games. The diapers should prevent the staining of your weak white shorts when you shite yourselves due to pressure. Secondly, since you can't train (Spending all that time with the wives and kids etc) you will at least have access to cheap nappies for the little Dewdney's. Finally, the name Huggies will allow you to get in touch with your "hidden" side Bored, and give you guys an excuse in the Locker room to ask for a "HUG" , errr I mean Huggies, without feeling shy.
Regarding your Jerseys, what you have is a classic choice, probably one of the most recognized jerseys in existance. I am sure however that you can possibly find some that Fit. Talk to LFC, I hear he can order XL's and have them tailored. This might add some comfort (Not for you, but for all of us that have to watch you). Regretfully, the jerseys will not cover your head for that you need to take the advice of the TEAM 1040... No Plugs, No extensions.. Just real natural Hair. Stop laying Laminate and grow some Shag!
Out.
suburbanator
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girth said:
You should probably not expect to make the team.
It will be nice to see you in our division again though... Good Luck.
D2 will be on par or BETTER than that crappy Cat div you were in. I should know, I was there for 3 years.
See yeah.
Sub,
Let's be fair...
They only had three promotion playoff matches, and only shat the bed in two of those. I'd agree with the Huggies bit for the fact that it may include mascot, and you can't leave many babies around the Celtic, for fear of them being eaten.
As for Girth, if you don't make the GEU squads, you may be able to slot in to the Clones. I think the ringer they used in Kelowna to beat on the Royals will be busy playing Surrey United U-17 girls this fall.
On that note, maybe the Royals could use your help? God knows you'd never let a girl score on you. How hetero.
Let's be fair...
They only had three promotion playoff matches, and only shat the bed in two of those. I'd agree with the Huggies bit for the fact that it may include mascot, and you can't leave many babies around the Celtic, for fear of them being eaten.
As for Girth, if you don't make the GEU squads, you may be able to slot in to the Clones. I think the ringer they used in Kelowna to beat on the Royals will be busy playing Surrey United U-17 girls this fall.
On that note, maybe the Royals could use your help? God knows you'd never let a girl score on you. How hetero.
Dude said:Sub,
As for Girth, if you don't make the GEU squads, you may be able to slot in to the Clones. I think the ringer they used in Kelowna to beat on the Royals will be busy playing Surrey United U-17 girls this fall.
On that note, maybe the Royals could use your help? God knows you'd never let a girl score on you. How hetero.
Thats my sister that played with us in Kelowna and I will let her know that you think shes 17. They did look a little unhappy that she had scored. She definetly has the family speed, or is that turtle speed.
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