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Erin Cebula
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Not true Dude
Can't agree with your wife that Jessica Alba's not hot cause she is like a perfect female...... Erin's just a female! A shtty Cable TV host at that!
I'm just slaggin her soccer skills cause she's not all that good! I could care less what she looks like...... they all look the same slammed up against the boards at Sportstown and even more so about her 'nips'
Can't agree with your wife that Jessica Alba's not hot cause she is like a perfect female...... Erin's just a female! A shtty Cable TV host at that!
I'm just slaggin her soccer skills cause she's not all that good! I could care less what she looks like...... they all look the same slammed up against the boards at Sportstown
and even more so about her 'nips' 
envy....most unattractive......
It would stand to reason that her telly programme, however, shite, is undeniably preferable to any of ours. With the exception of Jinky, his show's a cracker.
So, instead of all this postulating about how keen on herself she is, how she's rubbish at football (she should be, she's a fcuking bird), and strangely alluring fantasies about slamming her into boards, why not makes yourselves useful and actually go and fetch her for us to decide for ourselves?
And that fcuking ironing's been piling up in the kitchen for a week now, sort it out will you? You don't honestly expect me to do it do you?
Christ.
It would stand to reason that her telly programme, however, shite, is undeniably preferable to any of ours. With the exception of Jinky, his show's a cracker.
So, instead of all this postulating about how keen on herself she is, how she's rubbish at football (she should be, she's a fcuking bird), and strangely alluring fantasies about slamming her into boards, why not makes yourselves useful and actually go and fetch her for us to decide for ourselves?
And that fcuking ironing's been piling up in the kitchen for a week now, sort it out will you? You don't honestly expect me to do it do you?
Christ.
glasgow ghirl
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Fastshow
Gee can't tell your English ...
Gee can't tell your English ...
glasgow ghirl
New Member
Oh and Stepchild don't lie ... it's cuz i put out!
Sherlock.....
Very kind though utterly incorrect. You must be using the same criterion as I am as, in much the same way, I can tell you're resolutely Canadian.
Maybe it's the way I choose to spell 'you're'? Must be.
Apparently Canadian girls kick ass.
Not a bad idea for a t-shirt, that.
Lion's Gate Froever, Fastshow.
Very kind though utterly incorrect. You must be using the same criterion as I am as, in much the same way, I can tell you're resolutely Canadian.
Maybe it's the way I choose to spell 'you're'? Must be.
Apparently Canadian girls kick ass.
Not a bad idea for a t-shirt, that.
Lion's Gate Froever, Fastshow.
glasgow ghirl
New Member
Fastshow,
Nope ... unlike you, I am who I am ....Scotish.
I appreciate your help with my grammar but ... perhaps a dictionary for X-mas, so we can both look up the spelling of FOREVER.
Hugs and kisses,
Glasgow Ghirl.
Nope ... unlike you, I am who I am ....Scotish.
I appreciate your help with my grammar but ... perhaps a dictionary for X-mas, so we can both look up the spelling of FOREVER.
Hugs and kisses,
Glasgow Ghirl.
glasgow ghirl
New Member
Don't go there
I know I know .... Scottish. Typo.
I know I know .... Scottish. Typo.
I thought this was TTP????
What the arsing Christ is wrong with people? At least Vinny's entire family is on TTP, should keep them from procreating at least.
I had no idea this was a confessional website, I thought it was about some random fanny off the box on a website called takethepiss.com.
Seeing as it is now very obviously a confessional thread allow me to say that I once shagged a fat bird after a night on the stout. Seemed appropriate somehow. I actually bathed that week such was the foulness of my actions once the sober reality had hit me.
In terms of your Scottishness, be strong, one day they may find a cure.
I had no idea based on your username.
Fraudulently, Fastshow.
What the arsing Christ is wrong with people? At least Vinny's entire family is on TTP, should keep them from procreating at least.
I had no idea this was a confessional website, I thought it was about some random fanny off the box on a website called takethepiss.com.
Seeing as it is now very obviously a confessional thread allow me to say that I once shagged a fat bird after a night on the stout. Seemed appropriate somehow. I actually bathed that week such was the foulness of my actions once the sober reality had hit me.
In terms of your Scottishness, be strong, one day they may find a cure.
I had no idea based on your username.
Fraudulently, Fastshow.
the manager
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a charming and clever retort to say the least, and mind you, a rarity as well...especially coming from a scot.
A transparent and scurilous attempt at flirting, Manager. I have no idea what scurilous means but so what? This is Takethepiss.com not Cnutstruck.ca my friend and you have been identified as in violation of TTP rule 1, subsection 3-a-off topic.
the manager
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aahh spud, (aka aspiring moderator)
if only you posessed an ounce of sagaciousness (there's a word for you) and read the whole sentance, you just may have realized that what appeares as flurtation to the eyes of sexual deviants like yourself, is infact a pisstake...but nontheless...
you let me down spud, i thought you would get it.
cryptic,
manager
if only you posessed an ounce of sagaciousness (there's a word for you) and read the whole sentance, you just may have realized that what appeares as flurtation to the eyes of sexual deviants like yourself, is infact a pisstake...but nontheless...
you let me down spud, i thought you would get it.
cryptic,
manager
the manager
New Member
word power
for your referance dap,
sagaciousness
noun: the trait of forming opinions by distinguishing and evaluating
for your referance dap,
sagaciousness
noun: the trait of forming opinions by distinguishing and evaluating
glasgow ghirl
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Quik Wit
Manager,
I resemble that remark .... and will send you a dictionary too.
..FlUrtation , appreaEs and of course sentAnce ... perhaps you could leave out all your big words you've looked up in your Thesaurus and stick to what your know!!!
Flirting may just be your forte
Glasgow Ghirl
Manager,
I resemble that remark .... and will send you a dictionary too.
..FlUrtation , appreaEs and of course sentAnce ... perhaps you could leave out all your big words you've looked up in your Thesaurus and stick to what your know!!!
Flirting may just be your forte
Glasgow Ghirl
