D.C.S Dart night

[One Dart]

We need you to come out next week RSC. You need to practice so The Power can be lumped by everyone on the DCS. Except Willis.

 

[ParkHead]

I thought that it was a given, Everyone excluding Willis would lump The Power!!

 

[Captain Shamrock]

We play DARTS on the DCS

And in the DCS too..........

 

[Sidewinder]

Sidewinder smells win number 3 coming soon.

 

[the power]

You heard it here first, The Power is .GUARANTEEING a win over Handi-Dart in the first DCS match they play after his hallowed return.GUARANTEEING.

 

[bravedart]

So its pint and wings all around should he lose?

 

[the power]

I'll take the bill if I lose.

 

[One Dart]

Hmmm. Were you drunk? If you were, I'll give you the opportunity to back out. If not, no chance. From the thrashings that Scud has been receiving on the BDCS, he can attest to the fact that this ain't ever gonna happen.

I'll take the bill if I lose.

For everyone? Captain, you may want to hold off giving me my case until then. I will gladly accept 12 pints instead. I will also be happy to wait until then to pay you the four pints I owe you. No excuses.

 

[willis316]

The name is Buffalobull

I was repremaded a while ago for not using dart names on this thread so Fdart and Rhinestone, figure it out. Perhaps next Wednesday would be a good time for my return. I am going to return the Lamar style retractable darts Peaches gave me, not that it will help neccessarily, for some better ones. I am also done with this District Day crap by then. I'm sure Scud, Tilley and Fdart will be at the day for at least half of it. Well worth my efforts and time. I look forward to a shoc-kingly untriumphant return to the DCS. To date my only win has been over Fdart in a non-sanctioned match. Brutal am I.

 

[the power]

Generally I'm not drunk at 6pm on Sundays. Generally. I stand my statement. You will lose the first match we play. I'll try to be clearer for you, if I lose, I will pick up the tab for everyone for the evening.

 

[Screw You Captain]

Hey Handi,

Scud ended up winning so the records for yesterday were:

Scud: 3-0

I attest to nothing, but am looking forward to free pints and ribs.

Fdart, have you got the balls to put pints on the line for a guaranteed win?

 

[the power]

Handi is obviously silent. I knew that he would never be able to put his money where his mouth (and large ass) is. The pots and pans have been rattled in his kitchen and he will fold faster than a South Delta basketball team when down by 8.

 

[One Dart]

No silence. I accept your challenge and look forward to the free beverages I, and the rest of the DCS, will be enjoying upon your return. I wonder how much a black and tan is at the landing? I will disagree with one statement though. You made the bet Power. You opened your big mouth and put the bill on the line for you. Not me. I'm a poor student teacher. I can't afford to be buying nachos and club sodas. I win, you pay. You win, congratulations.

 

[the power]

Very well. You're obviously not as confident in your abilities as I am in mine, hence the wager. You will lose.

 

[knvb]

I've already booked every Thursday off in April in anticipation of The Power vs. One Dart tilt. Every Thursday you ask? It's simple, I can't remember which day TP makes his return. Either I'm getting totally shattered for free or I'm getting totally shattered for free.

They don't call me dine and dash Double In for nothing.

I'm playing b-ball at the Y tomorrow until 9:00 then I'll hop on my bike at meet everyone at (Fill in the time and place here) See you there. You know the place...

 

[the power]

Wednesday April 9th. For those of you who OD hasn't already filled in, this will be a permanent move. I'm getting out of Dodge while I still can.

That said, the match will have to take place on Wednesday April 16th. As much as I want to face him right away, being awake for somewhere in the neighbourhood of 36 hours wouldn't be fair to my skills. That and I'll be drunk by the time night rolls around.

 

[knvb]

What's new?


I'm still taking all the Thursday's off.

 

[One Dart]

The DCS will be meeting on Wednesday April 9th. You will be there. That is when the match will take place. You will lose. I think that you are biting off more than you can chew by stating that you will be pinted by the evening. Let's remember that the Korea folk will likely take you out the night before you leave, then the 14 hour flight, then getting home. I'm thinking you will need a nap before the DCS meets and before you get 'faced. I will defeat you in the first match of the evening at around 8:13. We will have to make an early start so as to increase the size of the bill.

As for tomorrow, I think that a return to the Landing is possible. There is simply no need to have 80 year olds serving as and since the nucks do not play tomorrow, the cute waitress will likely not be working. DI owes a rib and wing and is still in possession of the $5 from the night of the 27 cent tip. BD are you in again?

 

[the power]

Firstly, its a Tuesday night. We go out on Saturdays. Secondly, my friends are spread out over an area that would span Delta to Coquitlam and work until past 9pm, not exactly condusive to meeting during the week when no one has a car. Thirdly, I will play when I choose to play. Since I've decided to make this more than just a friendly wager, which I might add you've backed away from, I determine when the match will be played.

Oh ya, and nice sentences Gary.

 

[knvb]

Give him a break he's been working with Buffalo Bull.