D.C.S Dart night

[Captain Shamrock]

Yes, we will be at the Buck around 8:01 for theCaptain. I haven't talked to Willis yet but he said he would go. I believe One Dart is in, and possibly KNVB? A trip to the casino might be in order afterwards too. BTW, Parkputz, there are still 24 Budweisers in my fridge, that I apparently bought at 2:08 am, Saturday night/Sunday morning.........


Captain


Peter "One Dart" Manley played like the D.C.S. version of One Dart and got fcuking lumped by a pony-tailed Aussie today in his second round match. For the record, it fcuking killed my bet. Thanks a lot, One Dart, you smelly cnut.

 

[knvb]

Keep those 24 Budweiser's on ice. You can give them to One Dart and myself tonight. That is, if I can convince the fork and knife that me going out tonight is as important as me sitting around being useless with her.

She knows full well I'd rather be useless with you guys.

 

[Captain Shamrock]

Good luck, KNVB. I will be buying you 'warm' Lucky. You will not be getting beer that I paid $50 for, especially under the circumstances. Remember the circumstances? My 24 Bud will be saved for something special, like next Saturday, after training. I will go to the liquor store now and purchasing your luke-warm beer. Don't mention it.


Captain

 

[willis316]

8:12 is my time

I will see you at the buck at 8:12. I could pick you up if you wish Captain. If you don't mind the delay.

 

[One Dart]

Scud is in as well tonight, we will be there around 8:13. I look forward to seeing the new darts Willis and soundly defeating you.

 

[knvb]

Like I didn't see that coming.

Swing and a miss.


See you guys Wednesday.

 

[Captain Shamrock]

What is happening Wednesday? I don't think the Buck will be open. Besides, my wife claims she is going to a movie on Wednesday. So you will just drop down to number 7 behind Neil "Rhinestone Cowboy" McQuade and William "Buffalo Bull" Tereposky. Number one is still up for grabs..........

 

[knvb]

If the rankings come out and I'm lower than those two idiots... I quit.

Double Dog Dare.

 

[knvb]

Look out. Here we come.

BTW, I need all the D.C.S members to PM me their addresses. The D.C.S. is about to go to the next level. See here.

 

[One Dart]

That is outstanding. I don't think they know what they are getting into by allowing us in. In any case, all you missed tonight were some lucky wins by Parkhead at the Buck and then some unlucky losses by the Captain at the Casino. I think Parkhead lost too, in any case, I won $37 and Scud was up around $110.

You gotta know when to hold them, know when to fold them...

 

[Captain Shamrock]

Well done, Double In. You will definitely be above One Dart and Willis. However, Parkhead will be above you.


As for the night, Tilly actually played better than he has in recent outings. I went 6 - 0, defeating the Rhinestone Cowboy twice and Scud twice. I walloped One Dart by 267 points but had to finish quite early against the other opponents. Buffalo Bull score 85, 95, and 100 consecutively, so I had to work hard to beat him too. Rhinestone could be a contender soon enough,as long as he learns to control his temper. I thought I was watching Double In for a while tonight....... When I played him the second time, I used Buffalo's arrows because the RS Cowboy liked my darts. When it came down to the final couple of shots, I had to switch back and fortunately, finished on my second attempt.

I believe One Dart set a record for a 3 dart finish. I don't know what the old record was but he claims to have finished on 109 . I didn't see it but Buffalo might comment on this.......

As for the casino, I was as usual, up at the start. I was up $90 at one point but ended up losing $60 thanks to the fcuking roulette wheel. The black jack tables were kind but no the roulette wheel. Actually, it was Parkhead's fault for telling me to put everyone on black......... I believe Parkputz lost $40. Of course the night was complete with a Whopper and onion rings. I feel a lot better now.

Double In,

That looks interesting but we are not good enough to do that. Until we can beat the fcuking trailer park boys at Bunkers, we don't deserve to join any association.


Captain who hates the fcuking casino and is not going until next year.......

I don't know the official results but perhaps my fellow members could help out.....

Tilly 6 - 0
Rhinestone Cowboy 3 - 3
Buffalo Bull 0 - 4 or 0 - 5
One Dart 3 - 2
Scud 3 - 3(?)

I don't think the numbers match-up, so the other members will have to verify the scores.......

 

[knvb]

How many will be in attendance Wednesday? I purpose we have our own Cash Tourney. 501 teams or singles depending on the numbers and $5 - $10 bucks a head. Same pay-out as the trailer park boys.

I'm in. Obviously.

 

[One Dart]

Just curious? Will you be supplying the free loser pint for Sidewinder? Also, who will be in charge of the $50 gift certificate to the Tsawwassen Pro Shop?

That being said, OD is in.

 

[Captain Shamrock]

I'm in but NOT for money. I would feel bad taking money from other members of the D.C.S. Besides, I have seen your temper when you lose in a 'normal' match, in which money is NOT involved. With money involved, you would be a ticking time-bomb and I would be worried for my safety.

 

[knvb]

Don't be difficult dip shite. If you had won a match last time out you would have known the Pitcher you drank came out of the tourney fees. The winner received only 75%.

No gift certificate, but I'll buy the nacho's.

 

[knvb]

I'll see if I can tone it down a notch.

Have one spazz and get branded for life.


Ok, two or three.

 

[willis316]

Wednesday is a maybe

Captain (Tilley) has called a Wednesday meeting and at this point I'm a maybe. I will finalize with him on the ride home from work. I'm not sure of the results from last night out. All I know is Rhinestone was impressive, although angry, and I embarassed with myself with my retractable darts and my 5 trips to the bathroom to make a deposit. Sorry I bailed on the Casino but as OD stated, I looked like I was ready to die. Felt like it too. Somehow I did come up with some decent dart play so it was encouraging to see improvement. Can't wait for the Power to get back so I can log my first win.

B2

 

[One Dart]

Willis, it's spelt Tilly. You have so much to learn. Wednesday at the Landing sounds good to OD. My wallet can't handle the $5.25 pints at the Buck. DI, SW, BD? See you at 8:17.

 

[knvb]

Perhaps if you weren't at the Landing the other 6 days practicing to be a shitty darts player, the odd night out wouldn't seem so expensive. Buck it is then. See you at 8:13.

Captain, bring my Lucky. Make sure it's luke warm.

 

[bravedart]

Which is it to be?

BD will be at the Landing but not until later however, say about 10:34pm. Anyone willing to stay that late?