Co-ed 2003 Pre-season banter.

[Jimmy Holiday]

Co-Ed

Here's a question. Will Cheatside actually play us this year

I know you were upset at not being able to be on the same park as Jimmy Holiday last year but I'll make sure you'll have that pleasure.....and stop pming me telling me how you wanna be a cheatsider!

This is every fat beer drinking co-eders dream. I'm surprised Jimmy Holiday doesn't have one

At least I dont have to wear ankle weights out in a wind storm.....HOMO!

WE'll see you punks on the pitch.....and no geegers for you!

 

[Hands of Stone]

The Baby Gets to Have a TIT

Originally posted by knvb
HOS, I'll save room for a few baby bottles.

Use all the room for the beer, you need it when there are thirsty Dragons around.

I have $5.75 in Canadian Tire Dollhairs to contribute to the New and Improved FIRE and ICE. We still love you NOTty.

HOS

 

[Dial 9-1-1]

Dialling all gay figure skaters

TheNob said

Fire and Ice? Isn't that the name of that movie where Dial 911 had to retire from soccer becuase he sucked, so he joined figure skating and found out he was gay?

Haha. Funny funny stuff. I'm a gay figure skater who sucks (at soccer).

Let the trash talk wars begin. Finally! What are the rules?

 

[SC]

Regs...

Originally posted by Regs
When the hell is the first league games?

~Regs.

Does this mean you are going to play?

It's because I'm gone isn't it?

+SC

 

[Notty]

HOS...cheers...Co-ed isn't the same without you! Chap chap shoop the chap...we hit the top...we ain't gonna stop!

Job description has changed again...will be in town for the summer. So bring on the BBQ!

Jimmy...perhaps we can finally take part in the cook off that never came to fruition last season!

~Notty

 

[TheRob]

Doubt it Notty. Cheatside is scared of us. I predict we won't even play this year.

Where's JR?

 

[Fastshow]

....

Where's JR?

Someone shot him.

 

[TheRob]

That was just a dream.

 

[Dial 9-1-1]

Who Shot JR?

JR is safe. It was one of his body doubles that got shot. Apparently the dictator is safe in a bunker somewhere in the PoCo area.

 

[TheRob]

It looks like Dark Angel is too busy tasting wine to play Co-ed this year. As long as they play in the TTP Golf Tourney and "partner" The Captain and TheRob, the more wine the better.

Not the best quality. Out of todays Province.

 

[striker14]

should beernuts be the next tryhards?

nope...not this year...you'll see us at the TOP of the rankings this year boyz and girlz...and you'll have to check out our new snazzy t's

seeyouonthepitch!

 

[darkangel]

wine tasting

Were only getting warmed up for the season.....

And we couldn't trade in Herb Jr. For two pro's like you......

Jimmy Holiday was at the top of his game last year, we need him on our 4some.

If we could only have a sixsome!

 

[halfvolley]

Still broken and ready to play

Oh I love the trash starting already. Dial 9-1-1 you sure keep things interesting that's for sure. Nice pics of two very lovely ladies....perhaps they'd like to play for free Broken Down Golf Cart shots before, during and after every game.

KNVB,The BBQ/cooler combo is a beauty!! I could scrounge a few Tire monies for pg 93's goodtimes. As far as I know we have submitted our team for the preseason tourney. I didn't get to go last year so I'm looking forward to it.

Dial 9-1-1 it doesn't look like you'll have cartdriver to annoy this year. Pics of cartdriver are always a good laugh of course, so feel free to throw a few in there on occasion.

 

[Skytrain]

Re: Still broken and ready to play

Originally posted by halfvolley
Oh I love the trash starting already. ....... As far as I know we have submitted our team for the preseason tourney. I didn't get to go last year so I'm looking forward to it.

Its a great tourny. But that same damn team keeps winning every year. Could be different this time around.......new goalie in training for the Tryhards/Buddha/???.

skytraintobeScurr'sback-upthisyear

 

[Spazz]

Skytrain...... Where's Scurr?

Just because he's tying the knot (more like fastening the ball & chain for good) doesn't mean he can't play...

Is he hurt?

Co-ed won't be as entertaining without him........ (same with Penticton cuz that's the weekend of his Stag)


.......... if you're taking over then will you be sportin the garbage bag this year???

Spazz

 

[Skytrain]

No, no, no. I will be his back-up this season. Can't replace a top goalie with hands like his and that looks soooooo good in Glad.
Haven't seen Scurr in a while. I'm sure he's in top shape as usual though. I can only hope when I get the call I can make him proud. Then again, I'll probably be guarding my cooler at the side of the net, than watching the goal. And if I'm not in goal, you'll find me on the sidelines.

 

[Spazz]

Ohhh..... Gotcha!

So in other words you'll be 'back up' for him when he's drank too much beer and is fighting to get out of the garbage bag...??? ha ha ha

I saw him on Halloween and surprisingly he was "normal" and I was a mess...... which is a change as usually we're both equally messed up.... pointing and laughing at eachother...... (the good ol Penticton days....)

But as for top shape?? We'll see.....

So I guess I'll know when you're "filling in" as there'll be a cooler behind you in the net? ha ha ha ha

See ya on the pitch!

Spazz

 

[Spazz]

The Poll is tied....

I take it we remain as BEERNUTS??

Kudos to "Action Jackson" (as he likes to think) for coming up with the name......

Which was better than what others were suggesting:
-69ers (my choice but I was outvoted)
-Cherry Pickers (NOT A CHANCE)
-Swollen Members

...... Oh I can't remember all of them anymore......

But we lived up to the Beernuts name in the end.

Can't wait to see our T-shirts this year...........

 

[Fastshow]

fcuk me.......

Someone's marrying Scurr? The world's gone fcuking mad.

I hope he treats her guide dog with the respect it deserves.

 

[Dial 9-1-1]

Fcuk me too

Scurr's in great shape? The world's gone fcuk ing mad.

I hope he gives Jared and Clay Henry all the credit they deserve.

Scurr, don't stand sideways--you're almost invisible.