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You know what I'm on about.
The old spectacles, testicles, wallet, and watch load of bollocks.... it gets all so very fcuking tiring watching all the holy roller romans ponce about doing it. I know the Vatican's PR department is second to none but there's no place for it in football and, to make matters worse, it makes them all look like twats as they compete with one another for the Pope's attentions. Christiano Ronaldo, for instance, does three lots of eenie meenies before shoving his fist into his mouth, doing a forward roll, and finishing with a quadruple lutz.
It puts God in a very fraught and unnecessary position; how can a loving God choose one religious fanatic over another? Particularly when both sets of genuflecting wankers are also competing with one another to see who can trick, con, manipulate, and cheat the referee as much as they can. It's not right and, in this day and age of political correctness gone mad, it's someting that needs to be abolished. Either that or the PR departments of churches not based in Italy need to up the ante.
God's got enough on his plate having to preoccupy Himself with Muslim fundamentalists these days than worry about whether Puyol crossed himself more times than Deco before they started diving all over the show, clutching their beads and pulling faces like someone gurning on too many disco buscuits.....
The old spectacles, testicles, wallet, and watch load of bollocks.... it gets all so very fcuking tiring watching all the holy roller romans ponce about doing it. I know the Vatican's PR department is second to none but there's no place for it in football and, to make matters worse, it makes them all look like twats as they compete with one another for the Pope's attentions. Christiano Ronaldo, for instance, does three lots of eenie meenies before shoving his fist into his mouth, doing a forward roll, and finishing with a quadruple lutz.
It puts God in a very fraught and unnecessary position; how can a loving God choose one religious fanatic over another? Particularly when both sets of genuflecting wankers are also competing with one another to see who can trick, con, manipulate, and cheat the referee as much as they can. It's not right and, in this day and age of political correctness gone mad, it's someting that needs to be abolished. Either that or the PR departments of churches not based in Italy need to up the ante.
God's got enough on his plate having to preoccupy Himself with Muslim fundamentalists these days than worry about whether Puyol crossed himself more times than Deco before they started diving all over the show, clutching their beads and pulling faces like someone gurning on too many disco buscuits.....