whataboutbob said:The Sapperton Dilemma
There is a player on Sapp who is supposed to be the best man at his best friend's wedding the same day (and practically the same time) as the Cup final. He warned his friend back in October about this situation quite possibly happening when his friend was arranging the wedding date. His friend will be really pissed at him (may even stop being his friend) if he misses the wedding.
What should he do? Miss the once-in-a-life-time game or the wedding?
alikira said:That's easy. Have your player shag the bride over the next couple of days. That way, the friend will hate him anyway and the wedding will be off. Then try and explain that he just did it so he could play the game and the shag really meant nothing to him.
whataboutbob said:He warned his friend back in October about this situation quite possibly happening when his friend was arranging the wedding date.
Miss the once-in-a-life-time game or the wedding?
I am inBallbaby said:Tough one WAB, but I would stay out of it if I were you. I hate to say this but he has to go to the wedding. At the end of the day, this is just a game.
Alikira makes a very good point though. I would add that the whole Sapperton team shags the bride just to make sure.
Hope this has been helpful.
would the red heeded wanker be Sully OR besty?Ballbaby said:knvb,
I disagree. Here's the scenario that could also play out. This "Bestman" does not fulfill his duties at his best friend's wedding, starts the game, and halfway into it, some redheaded wanker two-foots him and breaks his ankle. Now, he gets toted off the pitch, off to emergency, his team loses, and he is left pondering what priorities in life are while waiting on a cot beside some old guy getting a catheter inserted into his urethra.
We had one of our guys contemplate missing his kids baptism several years ago at our BC final versus Columbus. We were short numbers and could really have used him and I recall wisely keeping my opinion to myself, even after he asked me for it. I said "do the risk-benefit analysis and make your conclusions. We saw him after the game. Good choice.
whataboutbob said:The Sapperton Dilemma?