2004 TTP Chick Tourney Announcement and Banter

[Regs]

Heather Mitts really is spectacular, especially since she's a soccer bird but I didn't think she had enough exposure to go through...

3 4 4 on the day only one point back from the lead (3-way tie at the top now).

Hilton 47
Kidman 22

Tara Reid 43
Serena 19

Heather Mitts 37
Shania 28

Britney 46
Kathy Ireland 17

Standings/results etc. updated as usual.

Cheers,

~Regs.

 

[simon]

is it a surprise that, based on the seedings, only one underdog has won?

Shannon Elizabeth (13) vs Jennifer Connolly (5)

 

[knvb]

I had the same thinking and went 3 fer 4 too. Dropping like a stone now,T4

 

[Regs]

No surprises today with many going 4 4 4.

Sliver leads at the top all alone now with many only a point back.

Standings/results updated.

Electra 42
Worst-nipples-ever 26

Love-Hewitt 45
Doesn't-fcuking-matter 17

Nikki Cox 44
Amanda Hugginkis 22

Elin 45
Dorito's Chick 20

Cheers,

~Regs.

 

[Regs]

BTW,

How about HOS falling 29 spots in one day!!! Monkeymamma is shocking... you've got some serious issues with women if you can't at least be over 50% at this stage of the game

~Regs.

 

[Hands of Stone]

How about HOS falling 29 spots in one day!!! .

So I went for a few upsets, does that mean I have issues, yes, I have issues, back to therapy for HOS. Massage Therapy that is.

hos

1fer4, that sucks, she shows off her breast a Super Bowl, and now she is a monkeymamma, regs that is low.

 

[Regs]

HOS,

You're an idiot. How your lovely better half ever said yes to you is anyone's guess

Monkeymamma is a poolster here. Sort yourself out!

~RoyAtkinson.

 

[Hands of Stone]

Monkeymamma is a poolster here. Sort yourself out!

And Janet Jackson is a Chick Tourney contestant, and can she dance.

Howard Cossel

 

[One Dart]

Speaking of Monkeymamma, it's not going to get any better later either. Who the fukc picks Angelina Jolie to win? Not in this field.

 

[Regs]

Huge Upset!

Number 4 seed Elisha Cuthbert has gone down this morning to the number 12, local Seahawk cheerleader Amber Lancaster...

She hot, but not Elisha hot!

Can't believe the yanks are still pissed about our participation (or lackthereof) in Iraq...

~Regs.

 

[knvb]

From a pool point of view it's minimal damage done. She'll simply become another stepping stone on the way to Jessica Simpson's title. Though it does cost me a pick this round and the next, the bitch.

Go Cowboys.

 

[Big T]

Fcuking atrocious(sp?) !! Why do they let the blind people in Seattle vote ???

 

[Keeper]

Fcukin' pisser. There goes my semi-finalist.

Stupid pool anyway. Who'd be silly enough to enter such a thing?

 

[Dapotayto]

KNVB, You can wank off about cowboys in some other thread. This is the CHICK tournament thread. Take your Troy Aikman poster down to the Pumpjack. Maybe he'll sign it for you in between chest-waxing sessions. As for Elisha, the Yanks just proved themselves stupider (more stupid?) than ever. It's befuddling (Befuddled:To be confused or perplexed, like HOS at an AA meeting looking for the rye). I will agree, though, with Beak that Jessica Simpson is a runaway train heading for the finals. Unfortunately for her a runaway train is no match for a Swedish ex-nanny model.

 

[Walks]

Final results today:

Elisha Cuthbert -33
Amber Lancaster - 36

Lisa Dergan - 46
Drew Barrymore - 16

Jennie Finch - 36
Jamie-Lynn DiScala - 29

Jessica Simpson - 44
Renee Zellweger - 15

Who are the 15 morons that picked Zellweger ?? Shoc-king ......

 

[Regs]

Who are the 15 morons that picked Zellweger ?? Shoc-king ......

Well 2 of them were probably Therob and 5bigtoes... shoc-king is an understatement!

2 4 4 on the day

Jennie Finch is trash and probably a dyke... hmmm... my bad, I should have factored that into my pick

Standings/results updated.

Sliver is joined at the top by Simon and Drano for a nice little threesome. Good thing Seattle doesn't vote on that! Being the unknown, they'd probably make Drano come out on top

The Simpson train rolls on!

~Regs.

 

[TheRob]

I picked with my heart, and my heart said that Renne is just so much prettier then Jessica. In fact I don't find Jessica attractive at all. Not to mention she is dumber then this chair I'm sitting on.

 

[knvb]

Get off your brain then your wallet is leaving an imprint. Fcuking Renne nonuggets is prettier than Jessica Simpson??!?!? Fcuking hell man have another.

Dap will join you.

 

[Yoda]

What colour are Rene's eyes? Can't tell me? Why's that?
BECAUSE SHE SQUINTS ALL THE TIME!

 

[knvb]

Squinting is the least of her worries...

If she had any shape, tits or a bit of height and maybe, just maybe did away with that stringy straw like hair and didn't talk like someone had just shoved a telephone pole up her arse she may be half decent.

Maybe.