2004 TTP Chick Tourney Announcement and Banter

[simon]

Aniston 35
Milano 29

crap! crap! crap!

 

[Yoda]

9 for 12. not bad.

Regs,
Love the Mover/Loser column. Nice addition to the standings.

 

[Stepchild]

In celebration of Jenna's obvious victory, I decided to watch Dream Quest. Excellent movie:
Brad Armstrong has put together a script, crew and cast that have transcended the genre of adult film. The critics are raving. And what about? Two words. Jenna Jameson. This undisputed queen of adult turns in the unbridled performance of her career.
3/4, damn Aniston biatch.
hopingthisjennapromotionmakesthingsbetterbetweenhosandi

 

[crafty cokcney]

Aniston 35
Milano 29

That is absolute bullshite..

These cnuts in Seattle must have shite in their eyes.

I'm sorry lads, and I know Sliver & Knvb obviously took Aniston, but that must of been a tactical pick. I'm sure if they really had to chose, in a real life situation, both would take Milano..

We can only dream


9 4 12 BOLLOCKS !!

 

[Yoda]

How dare you think that Milano and her saggy tits with silver dollar nipples is better than Aniston and her perky glass cutters, displayed every Thursday night at 8:00.
Milano is old news. What has she done lately? Get out of your pedophile days when she was on Who's the Boss and get with today's TV programs.

 

[Dude]

Yoda and Crafty make great points: tactical move. Once again, I picked with my groin. I'd rather shag Melissa Alano, but Rachel has been showing off those perky pencil eraser nipples on Friends for how long now? In fact, I defy anyone to show me an episode where her nips DON"T protrude through her bra and shirt. Not one. Trust me.

KNVB obviously knows how to play this game...he's able to pick tactically- sort of like "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy".

 

[knvb]

Trading spaces...

Actually Dude, I believe this is my first chick tourney effort. My groin is obviously a bit more refined than yours. I guess it comes from 'testing the water' before marriage instead of buying a ring for the first bird that shags you or in your case that can stand you.

 

[5bigtoes]

I'm agreeing with Yoda. Sorry Crafty (you old old radish!!!)....Milano is yesterdays news....Aniston is the far better bird here me old mate...

Feelinggoodsoooofarwiththepicksmadethisfar....10for12

 

[Dude]

That's where you couldn't be more wrong.

She hasn't shagged me yet.


PS: Hard to immagine a ginger bush being refined in any aspect.

 

[Hands of Stone]

Dirty Water

it comes from 'testing the water' before marriage .

What waters were you testing, and what kind of Swamp Things did you shag, the sewers of Slurrey.

hos the well has gone dry

 

[Walks]

Today's Results

Beyonce 37 - Jill Arrington 28
Gwen Stefani 34 - Mandy Moore 31
Jessica Biel 32 - Nikki Ziering 31
Shannon Elizabeth 37 - Jennifer Connelly 20

A lot of tight decisions happening today which has effectively fcuked me ....... fcuking Yanks

 

[simon]

Today's Results

Beyonce 37 - Jill Arrington 28
Gwen Stefani 34 - Mandy Moore 31
Jessica Biel 32 - Nikki Ziering 31
Shannon Elizabeth 37 - Jennifer Connelly 20

huh? wtf!!??

 

[Regs]

3 4 4 on the day

KNVB drops off the pace, leaving Sliver alone up front... no chance of a full pull in the tourney though as Sliver dropped 1 today.

Biggest mover was Dude who moved up 17 places.

Everything updated.

Big match tomorrow between Heather Mitts, the 5 seed, versus Shania, the 12... Come on Shania!

~Regsholdinginsecond.

 

[knvb]

2-4

Gwen Stefani is fcuking awful. I wouldn't fcuk her with Dude's dick! Also a 13 seed over a 4 is a huge upset. I guess the Seatleites still haven't got over Show Girls, where saved by the bell star showed her bells. Cnuts.

Not a major set back I had both my losses going out next round anyway.

Tied for 2 now.

 

[Walks]

Jessica Biel 32 - Nikki Ziering 31

Even though this was a #5 seed beating a #12 seed, I seriously cannot understand how this happened. Fcuking scouting pictures say it all really

 

[Sliver]

First place all alone

Going to ride this all the way through 6 rounds

 

[Dude]

Looks like I'm back in the running, and I have one of my very few tactical picks to thank for it.

I chose Gwen over Mandy because more Seattleites will know her through the rock scene. IMO: their both fcuking awful.

I chose Jessica Biel over the skanky blond because she's so well known, and because I think her tits look better in that dress than that smelly cougar's over-handled fun bags.

Beyonce & Shannon Elizabeth were no brainers.


There is some serious room for improvement in this field, though.

 

[crafty cokcney]

I'm still trying to figure this one out.?

 

[Rangerforever]

Sliver:

That avatar is brilliant.

On topic:
Gwen Stefani?

 

[crafty cokcney]

Shania is out!!!

My taste in birds is obviously completely fukced up..