2002 Preseason Banter (sorry, I'm a proud Dragon)

[Jimmy Holiday]

Roid Rage

Notty

Thats why you were grunting and spitting on me during our game.Please ease up on the roids during Co-ed,I wouldn't want any of your saliva to be spread upon our grills (and stop talking bad about my mom or I'm gonna have to bring you over to Ital thread)

Sc

Thursday,never received any p'ms.Tonight maybe on you(drinks that is)

 

[SC]

I'm in...

name the place Jim Jim!

 

[Notty]

Jimmy,

No disrespect to Mama Holiday...I just remember her past at the I'tal days at the Community center...Good Stuff!

~Notty

 

[SC]

I'll hook you up!

Please see
Pre-tourney Banter, Slags, and Mama's Pasta Recipes for "Mama's" pasta recipe
+Scissuregettinghungry !

 

[Jimmy Holiday]

Mama Holiday

No disrespect to Mama Holiday...I just remember her past at the I'tal days at the Community center...Good Stuff!

I know you just forgot to add the an "a" on the end of "past",cuz if you didn't the gloves are off!Like I said no-one talks bad about my Mama

The Pasta ala BBQ will be authenticly made from the hands of Jimmy Holiday.(but Mama may help if Jimmy gets in trouble)

 

[SC]

where has ...

ZEUS been?

Showman?

BTW, if anyone knows some females that would like to play co-ed there is a team based out of Burnaby looking for birds (hopefully talented ones too) - soccer skills are the least of importance...

How about you Spazz?

+seriouslyfemalesarewanted,pleasePMmeorJR!

 

[Showtime]

just working on some recipes

SC,

I'm still around. Just been working on some new recipes for the bbq Don't worry Jimmy, we will be crowned iron chefs of coed! SC are we going in the tournament as Hairy rorang Cheatside or not? If we are, the CROWN will be flowing that weekend. Must get back to my recipes, Emeral is on the tube.BAM

 

[SC]

"yes"

HAIRY RORANGE CHEATSIDE it is (withBenji)

 

[SC]

could care less...

Hey Yogi ,

We're not out to win the league you know

But, if any team would do such a thing as defult due to a wedding , then we will take a win anyway we can

+SCseemstorecallgamesbeingrescheduledduetosomeoneonMountainShadowturning30

 

[J R]

Ques que c'est.....

Originally posted by sexualchocolate


+SCseemstorecallgamesbeingrescheduledduetosomeoneonMountainShadowturning30

? nobody on our team is 30....yet.....most of us aren't even 25....

 

[SC]

my mistake...

Sorry El Presidente , it was probably someone on Buddha then

But , I think you were the one that made the arrangements

+SCjustrepliedtoyouremail

 

[Spazz]

Hey SC

I'm still looking for a co-ed team to play for so let me know details!
.... Burnaby's not too far.....

Spazz

 

[Notty]

Spazz...

Incase you didn't see the application process from previous inquiries!

A little HBDE player application history,

Many of the HBDE wannabe traits evaluated by the HBD executive undergo extreme scrutiny. Here is the time line and evaluation process for your application for the 2004 season. As you can see by the time line, you have missed the cut off for 2002 and 2003 seasons!

· Jan 13, 2003 9:45am: Written application with 3000 word essay on “Why I should be a Dragon” to be issued to all potential applicants.
· Jan 13, 2003 10:15am: Application and essay to be completed and submitted to evaluation committee. Remember to include all graphs, charts, diagrams and footnotes (Note: If submitted 15min early, this will guarantee a chance at being reviewed.)
· March 10, 2003: Long list will be posted for qualified applicants
· March 11, 2003 – Feb 11, 2004: 11 Months of skill sharpening activities including the following:
o BBQing,
o ability to find the ultimate lawn chair,
o Paper Bag in the mouth game,
o Snow Tubing/Sledding,
o Laser Tag,
o Pool party etiquette,
o Beach rock stacking,
o No handed drink stirring (please refer to Dale),
o How you look in bowling shoes, on the field,
o Rowing a boat with a broken paddle
o General Alcohol consumption skills
o General Buddha banter
o Total decibel level of your Grrrrrrrrrrrrr!

· Feb 12, 2004 9:00am: Short list will be posted for qualified applicants
· Feb 12, 2004 9:03am: Final cuts made!

After the final cuts are posted, no training sessions will be scheduled, in fact, no training sessions all season!

 

[SC]

Spazz...

We already have a bunch of Yahoos on our team , so I don't think another Spazz will be added to the list. sorry Sista!

On the other hand I am thinking about dropping Notty ! I'm beginning to wonder where the hell all these outbursts are coming from

BTW, no one can match the master

No handed drink stirring (please refer to Dale),

+SCdoesn'trecallhalfoftheprocessfortheapplications

Pi Ss call Ray ASAP, or your spot will be taken up by one of many that I have thrown his way

 

[TheRob]

Is this the right thread for this?

It's time to end my silence.

A lot of the "Tryhards" are asking questions. They're wondering why TheRob has signed a lucrative deal with The Dragons. Well, the answer is simple. There is sooo much anymosity between these two teams that TheRob has decided to take it upon himself to end the war. I signed with the Dragons to bridge the gap so to speak. Consider me a "go between" of sorts. In essence, I'm here to save the AMSL. If the Tryhards have a problem with one of the Dragons, they can come to me. If a Dragon has a problem with one of the Tryhards they to can come to me. I will listen, figure out the best course of action, and go from there. Remember, I was once a "Buddha", now I'm a Dragon. Who better to help end the hostility(sp?) I'm not here to make new enimies, I'm here to help people form new bonds. To help them make new friends. You can never have too many people to go out drinking with.

Anyhow, that's it in a nutshell. I hope I have cleared the air, and answered some of the questions that were out there.

See you at Reeves.

TheRobwholovesall.EvenTryhards.

 

[Jinky]

TheRob,

As far as bridgeing gaps with Buddah is concerned,

I am waaaaaaaay ahead of you.

 

[Yoda]

Good for Jinky

I am glad for Jinky who is bridging the gap.
Nobody likes TheRob anyways so I don't think he will bridge much of a gap.


Doesn't anyone on Dragooned want to know why he is no longer a member of Buddha?

Could it be because he is out of shape, gives the ball away, and drinks Bartles and James.


Maybe

 

[Regs]

warning: potential offside post...

Bridgeing?

I would think it's more like plugging

Time will tell I suppose if this is just a temporary measure or something more permanent

~TBwhothinks/hopesallinvolvedarenotoffendedwiththispost.

 

[SC]

if you're going to be honest Throbby...

why don't you really tell them what you did to become a Dragon



+SCisnotworriedaboutBuddha,she'sworriedaboutQLT

Look out Jinks, yellow cards may be handed out for "trying" to keep the peace

BTW TR,
You're CUT (just kidding boys)

 

[Jinky]

Plugging??

I'm highly offended!