Just watched an informative documentary on Gazza the other night. It followed him during his time in China.
It's clear to see he's crackers. He weeps uncontrollably and has numerous anxiety attacks.
The only time he passes for sane is when 5 bellies and his father visit and get him drunk...
He Speaketh the Truth
It's true, I can back him up on that one, I was there I think?? My eyes weren't open but I clearly saw it ....as clear as you would see a great dane shagging in an alley not 5 feet from passing traffic.
And if you believe that I've got another doozy about boy who...
Til I get it right!!!
Pure genius Champlain, pure genius....OR you could keep on making them until one actually comes to fruition. When is the next Mensa meeting anyways?
Babaluuuuuu
Lucy
Thing is your posts are just self gratifying.
There is no contest to see who knows the most obscure songs. If you want that trophy you can have it but please take it and go join Alex Lloyd on tour. I'm sure his PR man isn't anywhere near as good as you!!!
Your sport...
Mighty Shrimpers
Crafty
Are you a Southend Utd or a Canvey Island man?? I hope for your sake you support Southend cause we're on the way up!!!
I just got word from my snout on the inside at Roots Hall that the one and only Stan Collymore (hereafter referred to as SC) will be taking over...
England must win!!!
Captain
Still confident that NZ will win? or rather that England will lose?
It would be too much fun to rub it in to all the smug Aussies here for the English not to win. Even the South Afrikaaaaans are against england. They'll get theirs too!!
First Aussie/South...
Soapbox broken?
Lucvazzzolizzo
Wow interesting thread. 6 posts and half of them yours. What was the point? To prove your a billy no mates and sit around researching tracks that nobody has asked you to.
Another thing who uses the term "TRAX" are you really Chris Shepard in disguise...
Tips
Captain
throw us a bone once in a while please. If you can give me the heads up on a semi sure thing once in a while it would be greatly appreciated. And I will return the favour whenever possible.
I've heard from a few dodgy east end types that for whatever reason trap #3 at Romford...
Thank you
Cheers to the Scots for making a very blurry saturday afternoon in Cork most exciting. Jeers for making me rush home wednesday and waste an evening indoors. That goes to the Welsh as well(and you were playing at home!! sad really)
Champlain's keeper
Congrats on being East Van's...
Wooh! Easy!
There should be signs telling everyone to keep out of East London.
Crafty have you been there lately??? Wow what a fcukingshithole!!! It hasn't been refurbished since the war.
I've got a few ****ney friends and even lived in Essex for a couple of years. We drank in the Earl of...
Orsett SSC vs Fobbing F.C.
No Fastshow report this week as he chose to stay home, nurse his sore ribs and watch the rugby instead of cheering on the replica shrimpers.
Orsett were a lively young bunch and started out all guns blazing. They took a well deserved early lead at which time...
Whalley 3 - Highlanders 1
Millhouse, it looks like you could with do me making a comeback to inspire the troops. If the beer fund has enough for airfare just let me know.
I borrowed one of your famous moves on Sunday while playing for Fobbing F.C. with Fastshow. Threw a hipcheck into a tall...