"Writing" that is too difficult to decipher in the Inglishe Langwidge Thread"

[Keeper]

Those who can't do, teach.

Those who can't play, go in net.

 

[Captain Shamrock]

Dude,

You have to remember that SYC is a French Immersion teacher. They are allowed to get away with this because they get more money in their budget to go on trips and get their own personal lap-tops. Who cares if they know how to write a sentence in English ? Trips and extravagance are what the FI program is all about.

Down with unions and FI!

 

[Screw You Captain]

I'm sure our gifted politicians could figure something out for truckers who would of course be impacted.

Very sorry, Dude. Things just haven't been the same in our socialist education system since Gordo started spending more money on chauffeurs than schools.

Also, I was a bit distracted since I was helping a student with his French grammar and booking a flight on my laptop at the same time.

Do pass on my sincerest apologies to your lovely sister-in-law.

 

[One Dart]

Posted by Willis:

Yes, the Junior boys squeaked out a victory to win 3rd in Delta and a chance at Fraser Valley qualifying. Seaquam has a chance for the win but they missed a long three at the buzzer and SD one by two. I noticed they were short handed when I got their. I was disappointed that sideburns was not doing his staight armed freak run up and down the court. Why did they want people under six feet tall? Was it an after school special on the trails of the below avergae height? Or perhaps a remake of the wizard of Oz?

Captain I must say your list for cuts will leave us with very little to work with at SDSS. Perhaps getting them on the team, then telling them about the hair will be good idea. I think this years team, minus the haircuts seemed like a pretty good group to work with in terms of attitude. Especially having kids come up and thank us for coaching them, while be questioned by a bad breathed colluege about her son's playing time, showed some appreciation. Anyway, that is a while away and soccer should be an experience.

02-15-2003 04:43 PM

Willis, I hope that you are drunk right now because that is the only way that your last post can be deemed acceptable. And even at that, only barely. Maybe Captain, or even Keeper because this is the level of English that he will likely see in middle school, could have a crack at this poor, poor, effort.

 

[Demolition]

Please help out HOS

I am probably just pissed from the lose and the pints after the game, but has anyone looked at the number of suspension that have taken place since Gill dissapered with all the league money.

 

[Captain Shamrock]

That is very disappointing, Willis. I counted at least 10 errors. I am not an English teacher, so I shouldn't be saying anything, so I won't. However, there were some major debacles that can't be left alone....

SD one by two

I noticed they were short handed when I got their.

Especially having kids come up and thank us for coaching them, while be questioned by a bad breathed colluege about her son's playing time, showed some appreciation

Leave HOS alone, Demo. He is obviously still upset with the loss to a division one team.

It's all about homonyms, all about homonyms...

 

[the power]

Davis wasn't have a good tournament

What was I thinking?

 

[One Dart]

You've been reading too much Koringlish. It's rubbing off. You could though, pass for a grade 9 or 11 student at SDSS.

 

[the power]

Come on, its called Konglish. And I speak it very well, Kamsamnida.

 

[Keeper]

Butchered.

In Heinsite

Is this Dutch for 'looking backwards'?

 

[knvb]

I was pouring ketchup on my tatar tots. Cnut.

 

[One Dart]

tatar tots.

Tater.

 

[knvb]

Fcuk off the pair of you.

 

[Keeper]

Your spelling is not yet meeting expectations.

 

[Zaurrini]

Not sure ....

Have you seen this site?

Japanenglish

 

[Jinky]

In the absence of the Captain....

Are they giving out Teaching Certificates in crackerjack boxes now? Or just referee certificates?

originally posted by K-Pat, a teacher apparently.

OD, you missed a few very important points about yesterday at SDSS. I think that the G block pe class that we combined with the Captains and BC's class may of been one of the top athletic moments of the year. After completing the 4x100 that could of been timed using the sun, the boys were taken too the gym for some shootaround time until the bell. Any other school, this becomes, everybody play basketball. Not at SD, this became two groups of donkeys standing in opposite corners of the gym lobbing any and every type of ball you can imagine at the other donkeys nuts. Tre-men-dous, three words

 

[One Dart]

If you ever have the opportunity to sit in on one of K-Pat's classes, don't. You will be subjected to much of what was found in the post.

 

[Captain Shamrock]

Don't be so hard on the guy. Remember, he only teaches Communications 12.

 

[Ssweeper]

Wreckless,very wreckless

CS


"There were the usual wreckless challenges"


I"ll put it down to the hangover

 

[Ssweeper]

Re: Wreckless,very wreckless

Originally posted by Ssweeper
CS


"There were the usual wreckless challenges"


I'll put it down to the hangover