It's the first day of school and the teacher thought she'd get to know the kids by asking them their name and what their father does for a living. The first little girls says: "My name is Mary and my daddy is a postman." The next little boys says: "My name is Andy and my dad is a mechanic." Then one little boy says: " My name is Jimmy and my father is a striptease dancer in a cabaret for gay men." The teacher gasps and quickly changes the subject, but later in the school yard the teacher approaches Jimmy privately and asks if it was really true that his dad dances in a gay nude bar. He blushed and said, "I'm sorry, but my dad plays hockey for team USA, and I was just to embarrassed to say so."