TTP 3rd Annual Golf Tourney 2004.

[LFC2]

LFC2,

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Peeon.

8th time lucky. Had trouble last time linking my user name to the password. Anyhow, check in the mail.
Guilt finally won me over.

Ranger Forever, hilarious and not far from the truth. He would be well advised to cosy up to Nukes, he makes the decisions, I just put up the nets.

 

[Dude]

You could have told me that after 15 freaking trips to the dry cleaners, and all those presents for your staff.

Ranger: skewered. Floral Jerseys...classic! The return volley is in the works.

 

[Notty]

RF,

I'm thinking we should bring back the Ton-O-Fun group!!! Your thoughts???

~Notty

 

[Screw You Captain]

Dude,

Looks like I'll have to take a miss on the tourney this year. Will courier you Carnaval 2004 horn, though. Enjoy the round; hopefully the grounds staff have repaired the hole you put in that hedge last year.

 

[coach]

Just got the call from downtown brown last night.
It seems the Fab Four will be looking sharper than ever.
According to Downtown, everyone should prepare to be dazzled?
The new kit he has picked out for us is supposed to be out of this world!

We got rid of our deadwood,(Woodrow) and added the ever so impressive
Silverfox.

Where is the P A U nation team. j c, skip, aves, and any more of that motley crew.

 

[Rangerforever]

Will Downtown be able to stay awake?

Fcuk, whatever KC and the Sunshine Band.
Bunch of fcuking sandbaggers....

RF,

I'm thinking we should bring back the Ton-O-Fun group!!! Your thoughts???

~Notty

Notty:
Anything, anything, to get the legendary Jinky oot and aboot.
I doubt that back's ready for a swing yet.
Yes, the Tonne of Fun would be, well, a ton of fun.
Certainly no one would fcuk with us.

Wow, invites left and right for RF.
I feel like the slut at the grad ball.

 

[Rangerforever]

Notty:
We'd need to get up some loot to get Saint in from Edinburgh though.
Can you spare a few hundred quid?

I'm a bit skint athe moment....

 

[knvb]

Skint me arse, you're just cheap.


The DCS 4 some #1 has been formed. One Dart, Power, 1Hun and myself. Hopefully we finally don't get the 180 we've been looking for.

 

[TheRob]

Team Admin is dead

 

[knvb]

Team admin sucked. First we bring in The Captain to sort out our lack of scoring and we get killed by a group with the combined weight of a loaded caboose. Then we bring in HOS... nuff said. This team is never going to win and it's all about winning. It's time to mix it up. Besides you guys wouldn't let me cheat. How the fcuk where we suppose to win if we don't cheat? Have you ever watched yourself golf?

Team admin is not dead TheRob it will live on in your heart and memories forever.

 

[Hands of Stone]

Re: Will Downtown be able to stay awake?

Wow, invites left and right for RF.
I feel like the slut at the grad ball.

You drink like the slut too.

Well if the Ranger Foursum is a no go, and I can't get into the Ton of Fun Foursum because I am not 2fidy, then I will start up HOs's fHOursum, thats right, the GodFather of TTP is looking for 3 luv'ly HO's to come on board the HOs Train. GG, SC, Spazz, Lita, and any one else looking for a great round with the GodFather.

hos

 

[Notty]

We'd need to get up some loot to get Saint in from Edinburgh though.
Can you spare a few hundred quid?

Naaa....let the fat bastard get here on his own!

 

[SC]

HOS, I'm tired of your promises, I'd like to see you make it happen with a herd of HOs.

Notty, Rangey, I would solicit myself to your team if the 'ton of fun' would lower that weight quota (just a little) .

I'd also pay money to get that fag Saint back here. It would be nice to see him in person again...
Jinks too

Fasty, are you really taken, again

+SCwhowonderswhathappentoFasty'slaughingbird

 

[silver fox]

Just got the call from downtown brown last night.
It seems the Fab Four will be looking sharper than ever.
According to Downtown, everyone should prepare to be dazzled?
The new kit he has picked out for us is supposed to be out of this world!

We got rid of our deadwood,(Woodrow) and added the ever so impressive
Silverfox.

Great to see I've been added to the team Coach. Just one question; when were you actually planning on letting me know about it?
(found out reading this thread)

Looking forward to picking up some hardware and having a laugh at RF's "game".

Silver "Money" Fox

 

[joely_the_goalie]

So, How would one get entered into this tournament? and when is it? Might have a team of young guns from north delta interested.

 

[Rangerforever]

No Lions allowed.

Except LION.

Maybe.

 

[TheRob]

Joely,

Details will be coming out soon. As long as these "young guns" are TTPers. It's all goody.

Cheers,

TR

So, How would one get entered into this tournament? and when is it? Might have a team of young guns from north delta interested.

 

[Dude]

No Lions allowed.

Except LION.

ESPECIALLY if his family provides the catering at the after golf venue (Kelly O'Bryan's), wherever that may be (Kelly O'Bryan's). Those Italians sure can cook.

 

[sixfyv]

I should have no trouble pulling together a foursome... 4STGMP, sixfyv, crafty cokney, alfred e neuman, toffee, etc...

What is the format? Texas Scramble?

Throw me a frickin bone here

 

[Regs]

Everything will be posted next week, just hang tight as I put a few other fires out

In short though:

June 19th @ Newlands, first tee is 2PM
Dinner to follow @ KOB

You get a pint and a sandwich on the course. Dinner comes with a pint (at least it did last year... RF and TR will have to clarify that).

Total cost will either be $90 or $95 per Golfer, still sorting out some stuff before making a firm price.

It will also be posted next week on costs for just Golf or just Dinner.

As always, the TTP Golf Classic is a first pay, first play registration tourney.

Prizes for longest drive, best foursome, etc TBD.

Cheers,

~Regs.