What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball?
Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.
What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning?
They went clubbing.
Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree.
He couldn’t decide between an iron or a wood.
Did you hear that Ping offered to sign Elin up for an endorsement contract pushing her own set of drivers.
They are clubs you can beat Tiger with.
Tiger just changed his nickname but still kept it in the cat family - his new name?
Cheetah
Since Tiger drives an Escalade, can he blame the accident on his caddy?
When asked by police how many times she hit Tiger.
She said, “I don’t know, he put me down for a 5.”
So far....Tiger has been involved with three seperate women. The date of the last one with voicemail proof is Nov 24th three days prior to the car crash. As well it was released today the wife attacked the car with a wedge and boy did she do a number on it