Sports Trivia 2002.

[TheRob]

Sports Trivia for December 3rd/2002.

Well, we've had Movie Trivia, Rock Trivia, and TV Trivia. We haven't ever had Sports Trivia though. This is basically a sports web page isn't it? What is a sports webpage without sports trivia?

I'll start it off. Same rules as usual.

Here we go.

Dan Cloutier was named the NHL's player of the month yesterday. He is only the second goalie in Canucks history to win the award. Who was the other?

 

[Fastshow]

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Brodeur?

It couldn't have been Garrett, Weeks, Snow, or Irbe could it?


Not forgetting, of course, Frank 'God botherer' Caprice.

I'vebenawaysolongthosearetheonlynetmindersIcanrememberrightnow.............

 

[Fastshow]

Christ!

Didn't Glen Hanlon have a purple patch for about a month once? I hereby change my answer.

He cried when he was traded.

The big softy.

 

[Saint]

It was K. Maclean, you insipid little dipshit.

 

[Fastshow]

arse.........

I resemble that.

I'd forgotten about him as I always thought he was an overrated pile of week-old haggis.

Like you except on skates.

 

[TheRob]

You're up Saint

 

[Fastshow]

bench-bound

You're up Saint

Three words rarely spoken in the last few years. And rightly so.

 

[Saint]

How did you know about my perpetual priapism, Rob? Anyway, from one giant dick to another: whoM does Chris Marsden look like?

 

[TheRob]

Moby?

 

[Fastshow]

it's a toss up..........

He either looks like my arse or Regs.

We need an independent adjudicator on this one..........

 

[Saint]

Tag. Fastshow is up.

 

[Fastshow]

tricky one.........

Which TTP stalwart does this deceased footballing genius share his surname with?


We may be waiting some time for this one.

 

[TheRob]

Dalglish?

 

[Fastshow]

gonad........

When did Kenny Dalglish die?

You must try harder than that. Someone get it so I can ask an obscure mountain biking question so Dude can play............

Think on; the clue is right there..........surname of TTP stalwart. Not username, muppet, surname.

 

[TheRob]

Both a muppet and a gonad?

Ohhhhhhhhhh. Deceased footballing genius.

 

[Fastshow]

once a 'loma always a.........

I could be a complete cnut and log-off for the night the way you twats do when it's first thing in my world (I live in the future) but I won't.........

Massive hints; played for 'boro in their heyday (yes, they had one......of sorts), died last year, statue of him outside the Riverside....... still shares his fcuking surname with a dear old TTP stalwart.

Christ, can it get any easier?

 

[TheRob]

I'm just trying to get rid of you now.

Is it George Best? Is George Best dead?

 

[Fastshow]

sweet Baby Jesus..........

Spot-on. When George Best wasn't playing for Scotland (and Wales), he famously laced up for Middlesbrough F.C. and led them to famous F.A. Cup and League Cup victories and, during his reign, they won the league an unprecedented 18 times in a row.

Why not ask Jinky?

 

[TheRob]

Is that some sort of clever hint? The ask Jinky part?

 

[Fastshow]

I despair........

There's nothing particularly clever about it.