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Saint Paddys Day
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An Irishman went to confession.
"Father", he confessed, "it has been one month since my last confession. I had sex with Nookie Green twice last month."
The priest told the sinner, "You are forgiven. Go out and say three Hail Marys."
Soon, another Irishman entered the confessional.
"Father, it has been two months since my last confession. I've been having sex with Nookie Green twice a week for the last two months."
This time the priest questioned, "Who is this Nookie Green?"
"A new woman in the neighborhood," the sinner replied.
"Very well", sighed the priest. "Go and say ten Hail Marys."
At mass the next morning as the priest was preparing to deliver the sermon a tall, voluptuous, drop-dead gorgeous redhead entered the sanctuary. The eyes of every man in the church were on her as she slowly sashayed up the aisle and sat down right in front of the priest.
Her dress was green and very short and she was wearing matching, shiny emerald green shoes.
The priest and the altar boy gasped as she sat with her legs spread slightly apart ...just enough to reveal that she wasn't wearing any underwear..
The priest turned to the altar boy and whispered, "Is that Nookie Green?"
The bug-eyed altar boy couldn't believe his ears, but managed to calmly reply, "No Father, I think it's just a reflection from her shoes."
Happy St. Patrick's Day !
"Father", he confessed, "it has been one month since my last confession. I had sex with Nookie Green twice last month."
The priest told the sinner, "You are forgiven. Go out and say three Hail Marys."
Soon, another Irishman entered the confessional.
"Father, it has been two months since my last confession. I've been having sex with Nookie Green twice a week for the last two months."
This time the priest questioned, "Who is this Nookie Green?"
"A new woman in the neighborhood," the sinner replied.
"Very well", sighed the priest. "Go and say ten Hail Marys."
At mass the next morning as the priest was preparing to deliver the sermon a tall, voluptuous, drop-dead gorgeous redhead entered the sanctuary. The eyes of every man in the church were on her as she slowly sashayed up the aisle and sat down right in front of the priest.
Her dress was green and very short and she was wearing matching, shiny emerald green shoes.
The priest and the altar boy gasped as she sat with her legs spread slightly apart ...just enough to reveal that she wasn't wearing any underwear..
The priest turned to the altar boy and whispered, "Is that Nookie Green?"
The bug-eyed altar boy couldn't believe his ears, but managed to calmly reply, "No Father, I think it's just a reflection from her shoes."
Happy St. Patrick's Day !
Captain Shamrock
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Keilaghs(sp?)/Blarney Stone/Mahoneys/Foggy Dew/O'Hare's/Foggy Dew(watch daughters dance)........
Is this in the order of how you plan to hit them?
Foggy Dew in Richmond is the biggest shithole. Actually, I shouldnt say that... because I've never made it inside. Every time i go there, there's a fat moustached piece of shite doorman who won't let me in. Seriously. Because I'm obviously a gangster. Prick.
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did you get your jack pumped at the pump jack today ,all a scotsman is ...is a paddy with his brains battered....kinda like a serb & croat
sidthesaintnoIAINT
happy paddys day lads
our day will come
slainte
who is jack?
bergamascho
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I raise a big glass of Guinness to the Captain, and Uniballer. Happy Saint Patty's you fcuking cnuts!!!
Captain Shamrock
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Captain Shamrock
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That was the plan..........but we ended up going in this order
Library Square Pub
Lamplighter
Foggy Dew
O'Hare's
Foggy Dew
River Rock (great decision
)That was the plan..........but we ended up going in this order
Library Square Pub
Lamplighter
Foggy Dew
O'Hare's
Foggy Dew
River Rock (great decision
Both foggy dew's? or the same one twice
johnnybluenose
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I stopped off to pick up some brews pre-Nucks game and the Dublin Crossing was a gong-show yesterday. Lined up past the corner tenant at 4:00pm!!!!
Crazy.
Crazy.
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wow thats the first morning ever with a green heed, green piss & a black shite with a white heed......buckTEETH whats on your list of things to do....?be a groupie of mitch berger or celebrate nobby burns day again,have another haggis ballbaggis
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