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cside17

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In Belfast club last week!

A guy walks into a pub with his dog. The dog is wearing earphones
>and has a radio taped to it's back.
>The barman says, "whats with the earphones oan the dug"
>The punter replies "I usually take him to the Celtic game on a
>Saturday, but I couldnae get tickets this week so he's
>listening to the game on the radio".
>"Aye right" said the barman.
>10 minutes later the dog starts doing backflips.
>"What's he up to" says the barman.
>"Larsson's just scored" replies the man.
>"aye right" says the barman again.
>"Switch teletext on and see" says the punter.
>Right enough the score comes up Celtic 1 Rangers 0 (Larsson)
>2 minutes later the dog starts chasing it's tail.
>"What's he up to now" asks the barman.
>"thats what he does when Sutton scores it must be 2-0.
>"P1ss off" says the barman.
>"Check the telly" says the punter.
>Sure enough the score come! s up Celtic 2 Rangers 0 (Sutton)
>"That's amazing" says the barman "What does he do when Rangers score?"
>"Dunno" says the punter "I've only had him a year!!"

 

Regs

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What are the chances?!?!?

I just "heard" this exact same joke not 30 seconds ago!!!

:D

~Regs.
 

knvb

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cside17 said:
In Belfast club last week!

A guy walks into a pub with his dog. The dog is wearing earphones
>and has a radio taped to it's back.
>The barman says, "whats with the earphones oan the dug"
>The punter replies "I usually take him to the Celtic game on a
>Saturday, but I couldnae get tickets this week so he's
>listening to the game on the radio".
>"Aye right" said the barman.
>10 minutes later the dog starts doing backflips.
>"What's he up to" says the barman.
>"Larsson's just scored" replies the man.
>"aye right" says the barman again.
>"Switch teletext on and see" says the punter.
>Right enough the score comes up Celtic 1 Rangers 0 (Larsson)
>2 minutes later the dog starts chasing it's tail.
>"What's he up to now" asks the barman.
>"thats what he does when Sutton scores it must be 2-0.
>"P1ss off" says the barman.
>"Check the telly" says the punter.
>Sure enough the score come! s up Celtic 2 Rangers 0 (Sutton)
>"That's amazing" says the barman "What does he do when Rangers score?"
>"Dunno" says the punter "I've only had him a year!!"

Here's one I just "heard"
 

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