Problems losing weight?

Dude

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Opra Windfry makes a visit to her Psychiatrist:


OW: “I’m getting too fat. I’ve tried everything- diets, exercising, liposuction…I just can’t seem to stop losing weight. Can you help?”


DR: “I’ll try. Take off all your clothes, and go kneel by the window on your hands and knees.”


She does it.


DR: “No good. Go do the same next to the fireplace.”


Again, she does as he says.


DR: “That won’t work either. Go do the same again, this time next to the door.”


Confused, she does as he says again.


DR: “Damn. No good…”


OW: “Excuse me Doctor, but what does this have to do with me losing weight?”


DR: “Oh, nothing...I just recently bought a big brown couch and was wondering where the best place would be to put it.”
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Witty reparte for Zenga and his possee of IROCS

Yo Mama So Fat.....

...she puts mayonnaise on her aspirin

...when she ran away, they had to use all 4 sides of the milk carton

...she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth

...I had to take a train and two buses to get on her good side

...she gets runs in her jeans

...her belly button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters

...she was walking down the street, I swerved to miss her and ran out of gas

...she uses sheep for a tampon

...after sex she rolls over and smokes a ham

...when she bungee jumps she goes straight to hell
 

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