Opra Windfry makes a visit to her Psychiatrist:
OW: “I’m getting too fat. I’ve tried everything- diets, exercising, liposuction…I just can’t seem to stop losing weight. Can you help?”
DR: “I’ll try. Take off all your clothes, and go kneel by the window on your hands and knees.”
She does it.
DR: “No good. Go do the same next to the fireplace.”
Again, she does as he says.
DR: “That won’t work either. Go do the same again, this time next to the door.”
Confused, she does as he says again.
DR: “Damn. No good…”
OW: “Excuse me Doctor, but what does this have to do with me losing weight?”
DR: “Oh, nothing...I just recently bought a big brown couch and was wondering where the best place would be to put it.”
OW: “I’m getting too fat. I’ve tried everything- diets, exercising, liposuction…I just can’t seem to stop losing weight. Can you help?”
DR: “I’ll try. Take off all your clothes, and go kneel by the window on your hands and knees.”
She does it.
DR: “No good. Go do the same next to the fireplace.”
Again, she does as he says.
DR: “That won’t work either. Go do the same again, this time next to the door.”
Confused, she does as he says again.
DR: “Damn. No good…”
OW: “Excuse me Doctor, but what does this have to do with me losing weight?”
DR: “Oh, nothing...I just recently bought a big brown couch and was wondering where the best place would be to put it.”