NFL picks for pints One Dart vs. KNVB

[Captain Shamrock]

SLAM FCUKING DUNK

Yes, you are right, you are indeed professionals

It is about time you acknowledged that.

As for you bet that was obviously made out of anger, you're absolutely on. We will scalp you and we will NOT be playing straight up. 10:00 it is. Parkhead, I will have to leave it up to you because I will be drunk by that point. Come to think of it, you will be drunk at that point too, so we better get 'our' picks in by Thursday.

You're right, guys. I am definitely not going to use my source for the picks. I couldn't check out the predictions and determine which team should cover the spread. I wouldn't do that because I'm too honest. Thanks for the flat, lads. It will be an early Christmas present....

If you beat us this weekend, I will never ever criticize your shoc-king way you do business on your own shoc-king thread. If we beat you, then we can continue to mock you for as long as it interests us. Deal? Good.

Captain

 

[Captain Shamrock]

stupid and fcuking almost impossible rules knock your self out

So does this mean we have to fcuking explain EVERYTHING to you. Well, let's start with this.

In football, you get SIX points for a touchdown, one point for a convert, and THREE points for a field goal..........


Are you playing the impossible(proper) rules or are you going to come up with your own fantasy version? Let's see how creative you can be this week?

 

[ParkHead]

I will be drunk by that point. Come to think of it, you will be drunk at that point too,

Obviously, We have to give them some sort of a chance!! It would be too EASY otherwise!!

 

[One Dart]

Scoreboard says 0-0 right now boys. Keep talking.

 

[ParkHead]

Enjoy it while it lasts because that is as close as you Putz's will be!!


Not A hope in HELL for you two Muppets!!! Let the massacre begin.!

 

[Captain Shamrock]

Whatz a point spred?

Parkhead, this will be easy especially when you're going against a couple of guys who........well, the picture tells it all....

 

[ParkHead]

ENOUGH SAID!!!!

 

[Captain Shamrock]

"Hey, Onerightpick, how the fcuk does this spread thing work again?"

 

[Captain Shamrock]

Onepickright and Dutch Donkey have even resorted to getting help from Grover.

 

[Captain Shamrock]

"We're not going to find any answers up there. We have no hope of winning this bet, do we? This was the worst show we have ever witnessed and also, the worst bet we have ever made."

 

[Jinky]

Don't be slagging Grover the Greek and his lock o' the week.


Any lurkers may feel free to take that as a username.

 

[knvb]

Man, am I going to enjoy LUMP-ING you two putzs'.

 

[ParkHead]

I think you two should enlist the help of the Sheepshagger and Boogieboy!! It would complete your version of the dream team!!

 

[knvb]

That's not funny. At all.

 

[Captain Shamrock]

"MMM, like these guys are too good for us. . We might be in above our head here. Chicks will not dig us after we get our ass kicked. hehehehheeh....You're an ass-wipe, Onerightpick"

 

[ParkHead]

Right on cue Captain


Magic Stuff, What about .....?

 

[Captain Shamrock]

These guys would have a better chance of picking winners than Onerightpick and the Dutch Donkey.......

 

[knvb]

Holly fcuk man, the horse is dead. Quit kicking it.

 

[Captain Shamrock]

Oh, Dutch Donkey, you're just gutted that we started TTP of you with a plethora of characters who resemble you and Onerightpick. Here'sone more for you.

Holly fcuk man

Who is this Holly person you refer to? Your source for winning selections perhaps?

the horse is dead. Quit kicking it.

Actually, we would be beating a dead horse, if I was actually doing that. I'm not though.

 

[ParkHead]

I would give Bubbles and Ricky a better shot than you two Characters!! Ricky doesn't even have his grade 10 mind you!!