Most and least creative signatures on TTP...

[Regs]

Either that or you have been reading too many of the Webman's posts

That's like saying one is surfing too much porn

It's all good...

~TB.

 

[SC]

Ques?

What is this porn you speak of

is it like SOMEones home web page that I know

nowthatisasignwhenyousearchotherTTPer'shomesites

 

[SC]

creative, to say the least

from our pal Gomesy16
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"Oh well, I've done worse." (Gomesy16 at the clubs in Portugal)
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SC's comment, just think of the person on the receiving end
(jj)

From our pal Demolition
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Honey, I'm addicted to cars.........I'm checking into Henry Ford.
L.O.L.

From our pal THRob
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Next on Springer: Carpet munching lesbian hockey players that just won gold at the Olympics.
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+scisjusttryingtokeepthingsalive

 

[SC]

from bertrum

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Mind your P's and Q's busta'

Is Ferris in the house? I mean Cam

 

[deb]

#12

SC- #12? Did I miss 1-11?

And, speaking of the subject, maybe you could try this one as you signature:

Received from Calgary man at pub in Vancouver:

"You're sexy but not in a slutty way."

 

[SC]

you use it, not me, I'm not that type of girl

Rule # 1 Deb, please remember to copy the signature in this thread (otherwise they are lost when changed)
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#12. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Okay, this one is a desperate plea for help, not sure if I like it, but From THROB ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The above is just my opinion and is therefore 100% correct and absolutely indisputable. (already noted)
TheRob wants your vote! Vote for TheRob in the Most Irritating TTPer poll for March.


I'mwonderingwhynoonehasnominatedAppyforhisc0cky andcoyremarksall-overtheHockeythreads

 

[tiner]

from the mouthof a god

Keeps
please please keep the cherry quotes coming. since returning to my fabulous country i have begun to realise the true greatness of this man.

dont stress SC i WILL follow instructions:

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"I'm not criticizing them; I'm just telling them how they can improve."
~ Don Cherry, February 22, 2002

As for your quoted pick up line , an aussie one that actually DOUBLES for foreplay is "wanna root?" i refuse to quote yours again as it is in your post.

 

[deb]

Ok, it may be the difference in hemispheres, it may be that we're a day ahead, but I've got to tell you SC:

I don't know what you're talking aboot!

 

[SC]

Deb, have you been...

smoking Dingo dung?

example teacher ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"What a day, eh Milhouse? The sun is out, birds are singing, bees are trying to have sex with them-as is my understanding."


Please remember to quote the signature b/c they don't last forever people change, people change

 

[SC]

Mixed reviews

*From our Irritating Nominee of March
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You'd be pissed too, if you woke up and found yourself at work!!! (thishappenstoSCeverydaynow)

*Jimmy, I hope this is Wrestling that you are speaking about, if not, we need to CHAT!
SPORT: TTP Tag Team Champions

*Not quite a predictable signature Capt’n Crunch, but keep working on it...
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If my Aunt had balls, she would be my Uncle (I should hope so, otherwise we would find the Senior "Crunch" Family in Subterfuge's Gallery ) -sorry

*HOS, take it easy on THROBBY, we’ll need him in a few months
SPORT: Laying Beats on TheRob

*Riggs ,simply tired of your signature

*From the new Kid on the block
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definition of Football: A game with twenty-two players, two linesmen and 20,000 referees -- Welcome aboard"El"

*Still Wise ol Yoda…
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[/ Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now.

Keep it up...., with the entertaining signatures that is!

 

[SC]

stumbled across the wrong thread and found a gem

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Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

+well done GURU

 

[Guinness]

where's the love

SC, you quote my signature and then don't give me props for it, WTF???

You'd be pissed too, if you woke up and found yourself at work!!!

Keepin' it reel, Guinness

 

[SC]

but you are

One of the nominated ones for the month of March (I got that right)

_Guinney, I like the current one too
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St. Patrick's Day Special:

Whiskey was created to keep the Irish from ruling the world!!!

+SC

 

[SC]

Sc is unhappy that the blondes are having all the fun

from Sage...
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Sage ('sAj)

1 : wise through reflection and experience; proceeding from or characterized by wisdom, prudence, and good judgment
2 : heavy drinker with a passion for leggy-blondes

 

[Regs]

From one of my new-found favorite TTP posters, Handcannon:

1 in 5 people are chinese. I have 4 brothers, so one of us must be chinese. It could be Richard. but then again, it could be Ching, Fung or Kwo.

But I think it's Richard.

Classic

~TB.

 

[knvb]

Dude

A good friend will bail you out of jail,
but your best friend will be the one sitting next to you saying,
"That was fcuking awesome!"

Dude I like it!

 

[SC]

FASTSHOW...

Was there really any doubt in your mind?

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There comes a moment in every person's life when they realise they adore me.

You are well appreciated around here

El Capitano,I'm glad you got rid of that other one

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"If you want to lose weight, remember to eat like a mouse and shite like an elephant"

 

[knvb]

Yoda's

The best there is, the best there ever was, and the best there ever will be - The Nature Boy, Rick Flair.

Wasn't that what Brett 'the hit man' Hart said???

Jinky's

"10 pints from greatness"

Nice....

 

[Yoda]

Maybe?

Not a huge wrestling fan but I got that from here.

Is it missquoted?



Ric Flair

Maybe I should stick to something I know.

 

[Fastshow]

thievery....

Here's a pile I didn't just make up.....

Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.

I'm not into working out. My philosophy is no pain, no pain.

I've always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.

Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?

You have to stay in shape. My mother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 now and we have no idea where she is.

I have six locks on my door, all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I think no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three of them

One out of every three people is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of two of your best friends. If they are OK, then it must be you.

They show you how detergents take out bloodstains. I think if you've got a T-shirt with bloodstains all over it, maybe your washing isn't your biggest problem.