Most and least creative signatures on TTP...

[SC]

From our very own CSide17...

Never hold your farts in, they travel up your spine into your brain... and that's when you get shitty ideas!

 

[SC]

There is a forgotten, nay almost forbidden word, which means more to me than any other. That word is ENGLAND.

Fcuk Fasty, we've lost you. Must be the Queen influencing your brain...

 

[Fastshow]

She's your Queen too.


When the Captain deems it suitable to share her with others, of course. He's obsessed with her, you know.

 

[SC]

I like the Queen too, but she's not close enough to mess with me on a daily bases. Phewsh, Cappy

+Yours in Commonwealth relations

 

[knvb]

Pat.. Pat...

As you may know I've never been one to shy away from the old self gratifying pat on my own back post or in this case signature, but don't you think the "Impressive" bit should be left up to the rest of us non-Flying Cnuts to come up with? Just a suggestion from some one who has recently been to three of the last 4 Imperial finals won the league title twice, Provincial cup once,a bronze at Nationals in his teams first 5 years of existence.

Did I mention I scored a hattrick last night? The fat bastard in net never knew what hit'em.

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Pegasus FC
2004 BC Champions​

1995 - 2004 : 3 Championships in 5 Final Appearances​

Impressive.​

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[Regs]

Every other year on average Peg is in the BC final. By your own standards (once every 5 years), that's impressive.



~Regs.

 

[Dapotayto]

You sound like Darth Vader.

"Im-pressive. Obi-wan has taught you well young Skywalker."

C'mon Regs. There's only one Darth Vader.

 

[Regs]

And there's only one cnut.

What's your point?

~Regs.

 

[Fastshow]

Re: Pat.. Pat...

The fat bastard in net never knew what hit'em.

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That's offside, mate.


RF's cuddly.


p.s. I'm coming to Vancouver in August and I tell everyone who will listen in London (which, to be fair, is only a couple people, neither of whom speak English.... fcuking cokcneys) about Kelly O'Bryan's. Despite the fact I haven't a fcuking clue who Kelly bastard O'Bryan is.


Oh how apt is that KNVB 'size 2' in my unitentional Mac formatting (which is still a complete cnut on TTP, Regs)

 

[knvb]

Are you trying to say I'm hung like a mac font?

 

[Regs]

Well I'm fairly certain he wasn't saying you were hung like a mack truck

Like my sig?

~Regs.

 

[Fastshow]

I smoke because it makes me look older and more sophisticated.... I'm 56

Like my sig?

~Regs.

No thanks, going to try and pack that in.

Filthy habit.

 

[Rangerforever]

I prefer 'Pleasantly Plump'

RF's cuddly.

And, nimble in goal apparently.

After opening our first European franchinse in County Cork this fall (Which will be an obvious success as they don't have anything close to our fare in Ireland) we will then conquer England (I love to say "Conquer England" - It has such a nice feel to it) with our first KOBs located just around the corner of Piccadilly Circus. I'll comp you some tix for the grand smashing opening Fasty.

BTW, your signature sucks.

For obvious reasons.

Wearrapeepl,

AlanRoughforever

KNVB:
Alan Rough was a Stellar Scottish Goalkeeper.
I also know that Fasty will call that an Oxymoron.

 

[Rangerforever]

Actually, I'll go by "AndyGoramforever".

The stone weight involved is more comparable...

 

[Fastshow]

Actually, I'll go by "AndyGoramforever".

The stone weight involved is more comparable...

Oxymoron be damned, I'm rejoicing in the fact you've chosen a Sassenach (capital 'S', like) goalkeeper as your mentor.

There's a good chap.

It'll be Neil bloody Sullivan next, Fastshow.

 

[Rangerforever]

That is well done Fasty.
I forgot Randy Andy played England U-21s before he converted to the good guys.
Kind of like when Mo Johnstone signed for Rangers.



Is Ginger Tompkins English or Scottish?
The red hair makes him a candidate....

 

[Dapotayto]

KNVB's "Get bent..." signature is awesome. It is exciting, creative and not bland or boring at all. Kind of like cricket.

 

[SC]

And....
to end off my first wonderful day of unemployement posting, here's a new signature from our lady Spazz...

I'm having an absolute fcuking marvelous day today, thanks for asking Dial 1-800-Go-Fcuk-Yourself!

+SC

 

[Spazz]

You like?

I just figured it would save all "it's" comments about me posting or not posting how my day is going....

 

[Fastshow]

Signature"I am going to become a Frenchman for a day on Sunday, as any good Scotsman would."Scotland captain Christian Dailly

SC, as the keeper of this thread (and by calling you 'keeper' I mean no offence and am not for a minute suggesting you're a humourless German), please ask HoS to tell Christian Dailly that he can now put down his cloves of garlic, take off his stripey top, and have a bath as it's more than about time he packed in his French fantasy and, once again, reverted to being a rubbish Nationwide player. Oh, and captain of poor old Scotland.

Oh, and while you're up, you might like to tell Spazz marvellous has two 'l's' in it.

Nice one.