Miss Universe 2002

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Oxana is from Pskov. Till 18 years she lived with mum, and then has decided to begin independent life and has left to Saint Petersburg

Parameters of queen of beauty: 24 years old, 88-64-93, 178 sm.

Hobbies: shaping, reading. Prefers juridical books and detectives. Is fond of painting and philosophy. Likes to prepare, especially not usual meals for guests or parents.

Masters the art of hand-to-hand fight and various kinds of fire-arms.

Has finished the Univercity of the Ministry of Internal Affairs with a gold medal. Worked after reception of the diploma in a linear department of internal affairs in airport "Pulkovo". Writes the master's thesis on a theme: "Civil-law regulation of private detective and security activity in the Russian Federation" at faculty of the preparation the scientific and pedagogical staff of university.

Centemeters make her "parameters" seem so much more impressive, don't they? And what's "shaping"? Sounds like fun.

FYI: she won, got knocked up, and lost it. Apparently in that order.

 

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Miss Canada 2002

What the hell kind of bathing suit is this? It's long past due that we sink some extra funding into our Miss Universe program. This can't possibly be the best we can do. Only dollars will improve our showing on the international stage.

 

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Miss Venezuela 2002

I hear Miss Venezuela is a monster in the bedroom.

 

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Miss Chile (Nicole Rencoret)

Fine posture, Miss Chile, very fine.

 

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Re: Oxana

In case you're wondering who the father is.

 

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For Jimmy Holiday & the Apprentice

 

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For KNVB

 

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For the Brown Banter thread

 

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My Big Fat Greek Swim Suit Competition

 

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For me

 

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The highlights.

 

[Captain Shamrock]

Is it a pre-requisite that the contestants have absolutely NO FCUKING NUGGETS? One can only assume......... Shoc-king......