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this guy goes to the doctors because he has a stuttering problem and it really bothers him. He says to the doc "Doc you got get rid of thhhiiis speeech impetiment I'll do anything." So the doc says,"well let's check you out. Take off your clothes and let's do physical." The guy pulls down his pants and the doc says "holy shite man you've got a huge ****! Well I know what the problem is, your **** is so heavy that it pulling on your vocal cards and that's why you can't speak." So the doc suggests "let's take a couple of inches off and you should be just fine, hell you've got lots to go around." The guy says "ya dddocc wwhatteverr yyyou say."

So after the surgery the guy is speaking just fine and is very thankful to the doctor.

He comes back to the doctors office after about a weak and says to the doc,"Doc you gotta put it back on man, my wife doesn't want to fcuk me anymore, my mistress hates me, you gotta put it back on!!!"

The doc looks at him and says,"gggggggget the **** outta here!!"
 

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An old geezer goes to the doctors and says, "Doctor, I've got this problem, you see, only you've got to promise not to laugh".

The doctor replies,"Of course I won't laugh, that would be thoroughly unprofessional. In over twenty years of being a doctor I've never laughed at a patient".

"OK then," says the old geezer, and he drops his trousers.

The doctor is greeted by the sight of the tiniest penis he has ever seen in his life. Unable to control himself, he falls about laughing on the floor. Ten minutes later he is able to struggle up to his feet and wipe the tears from his eyes.

"I'm so sorry," he says to the patient, "I don't know what came over me, I won't let it happen again. Now what seems to be the problem?"

The old geezer looks up at the doctor sadly and says, "It's swollen."
 

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...........

Made your own bed
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > An escaped convict, imprisoned for 1st degree murder,
> > > > > had spent 25 years of his life sentence in prison. While
> > > > > on the run, he broke into a house and tied up a young couple who
> > > > > had
> > > > > been sleeping in the bedroom. He tied the man to a chair on one
> > > > > side of the room and his wife on the bed. He got on the bed
> > > > > right over the woman, and it appeared he was kissing her neck.
> > > > >
> > > > > Suddenly he got up and left the room. As soon as possible
> > > > > the husband made his way across the room to his bride, his
> > > > > chair in tow, and whispered, "Honey, this guy hasn't seen a
> > > > > woman in years.
> > > > >
> > > > > I saw him kissing on your neck and then he left in a hurry. Just
> > > > > cooperate and do anything he wants. If he wants to have sex with
> > > > > you,
> > > > > just go along with it and pretend you like it. Whatever you do
> > > > > don't
> > > > > fight him or make him mad. Our lives depend on it!. Be strong
> > > > > and I
> > > > > love you."
> > > > >
> > > > > After spitting out the gag in her mouth, the half naked
> > > > > wife says: "Dear, I'm so relieved you feel that way. You're
> > > > > right,
> > > > > he hasn't seen a woman in years, but he wasn't kissing my
> > > > > neck....He was whispering in my ear. He said he thinks you're
> > > > > really
> > > > > cute and asked if we kept the Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong
> > > > > and I love you, too.."
 

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