this guy goes to the doctors because he has a stuttering problem and it really bothers him. He says to the doc "Doc you got get rid of thhhiiis speeech impetiment I'll do anything." So the doc says,"well let's check you out. Take off your clothes and let's do physical." The guy pulls down his pants and the doc says "holy shite man you've got a huge ****! Well I know what the problem is, your **** is so heavy that it pulling on your vocal cards and that's why you can't speak." So the doc suggests "let's take a couple of inches off and you should be just fine, hell you've got lots to go around." The guy says "ya dddocc wwhatteverr yyyou say."
So after the surgery the guy is speaking just fine and is very thankful to the doctor.
He comes back to the doctors office after about a weak and says to the doc,"Doc you gotta put it back on man, my wife doesn't want to fcuk me anymore, my mistress hates me, you gotta put it back on!!!"
The doc looks at him and says,"gggggggget the **** outta here!!"
So after the surgery the guy is speaking just fine and is very thankful to the doctor.
He comes back to the doctors office after about a weak and says to the doc,"Doc you gotta put it back on man, my wife doesn't want to fcuk me anymore, my mistress hates me, you gotta put it back on!!!"
The doc looks at him and says,"gggggggget the **** outta here!!"