That wasn't an elf! That was a Hobbit. No wonder the likes of you and Aves didn't enjoy the show, you don't know who is who. I can picture you making it with an Elf. I can picture you making it with a Hobbit and a dwarf and an Orge for that. Don't you see? I can picture anything. It is both a curse and a blessing. I can picture what your offspring would be with each of these creatures. SC, let's be honest. Does it really matter whether you have sexual relations with an Elf or a Hobbit when really the whole point is getting off? After you're done, you shoo the creature away, and you lie back and ponder the openmindedness and simplicity of your character that would allow a Hobbit to bang you silly. Lord of he Rings exhibited the need for creatures of all sorts to forge together for one common goal. This included sexual relations. If you watched the movie in it's entirety, you wouldn' scoff at shagging an Elf or a Hobbit. This goes for Aves as well. I'm pretty sure that he thinks he is too good to shag an Elf.The movie is overrated and even today I spent a good chunk of time reminicing about how funny the little Elf girl looked with big hairy feet. God forbid I make it with an elf, the kids would be a sight! Perhaps Guinny could fill us in on how he has coped with his upbrining.
BTW, I am 5'10'' and have big feet (almost like a Hobbit's) and you know what they say about that?