Gordon's New Tax

[Dial 9-1-1]

I heard Gordie is looking to the Danes for tax ideas since the Danes have the highest taxed population in the world.

http://my.netscape.com/corewidgets/news/story.psp?cat=50900&id=2005052510390002981303

I know this will result in food being taken off KNVB's table.

 

[knvb]

I'm insulted that 1, you think I'm Danish and 2, you think I would spank it for money. Everyone should know I do it purely for the sport, I do it for the love of the game, I do it for the challenge and also to stay competitive. And with out tooting my own horn (if I could do that I would have no use for this web site, I tell you) I'm damn good at.

 

[Dude]

Snap Tax

That's pretty good money. Christ, I need to expand my line of work...I figure I could clear $500.00 / day. That's a lot of vitamins, but for $120K / year, I could deal with a few extra calluses.

 

[fuzzy]

"Cryos receives between 30-60 donors a day at its three
branches and each year Danish men contribute to around 1,000
pregnancies around the world."

Let's do some math...

30 men minimum per day
assume a 5 day work week
52 weeks per year
aprox 7800 donors per year.

1000 pregnancies/7800 donors = Danish men's "boys" don't swim to well!

Some local male sports teams may have better success rates than these guys!

 

[knvb]

Not to put any reality into this thread, but you'll have to take into account that actual amount of women who are desperate enough to purchase Danish sperm. One would have to also assume that the yellow bus is as short in Denmark as it is here...