I have the answer.I was actually thinking about getting some games under my belt for Surrey United and Langley as well just to help keep the goal tally healthy.
They are both premier teams in the premier division therefor I should be able to suit up for both, just like tigers A and FCT are both playing premier and sharing players, although they are the same club which makes it different? Oh wait, no you can’t have 2 teams from the same club compete in the premier division according to league bylaws. So wait, how can teams that aren’t the same club share players… while also playing in the same division?
God damnit, make it all make sense for fcuk sakes. The league started going downhill when dude moved uphill. There, I said it okay.
We move Abby to Whistler.
Buy a VMSL Premier Spot next year.
Cram the squad into my wine room, I’m sure we can accommodate 9 bunk beds.
Home matches at Chekamus Turf, après-match at Buffalo Bills, we’ll own the back bar. @YoAdrian will be thrown out to the gaggle of Aussie cougars as their chew toy.
Win.
Repeat.
What can go wrong? Next stop, Provincial Cup finals and one two-foot tackle by the smallest kid in town. Can’t wait.