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[FVSL Masters] Results & Banter - December '04/January '05

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Rangerforever

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5BT's and his spreading of goodwill

And back to you my fellow knee ligament and cartilage challenged friend. :cool:

Best wishes to all of you old fockers and your families.
Very much enjoyed the first year in this thread and this league so I have.
The view has been especially fine way up here at the top at this cherished time of year. :D
Remember this is TTP...

Merry Christmas lads,

RF

What is with that Group 1 draw? They don't have to play as many games as us... ;)
 

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Seasons Greetings to all!

Rangerforever - Newsflash for you. :knvb:

Just checked the Fraser Valley Soccer League website, and Peace Arch is currently at the top of the table. :bronco: I know the view from second is quite nice - "bridesmaid" - I believe BullyB refers to it as.

Glasgow Celtic and Peace Arch at the top of the table...does it get any better?

As for the Masters Cup - Phatandslow...I think they just grouped all the "crap teams" together, not based on wins and losses, but on who; shoulda, coulda and woulda won...

Ciao boys...bring on the eggnog...and 5BT's...thought you were "missing"...happy to hear from you again. :bronco: :bronco: :bronco:
 

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Any FVSL teams interested in an exhibition game on Sunday Jan 2nd, Coveside Fc from NSCL has a turf field, for a 9:30am KO. PM me if interested
 

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TAG...Tsunami Aid Game

AllBlacks FC tonight played Langley Premier in sub zero temps.
Reason being a wee bit of a fund raiser for SE Asian Tsunami Relief.
AllBlacks kicked in $400 and the Premier squad kicked in another $100.

So here's the deal bouys, consider our own wealth and give a wee bit back.
AllBlacks challenge all you Olde Bastards to match our $500.
Come on don't be tight, show what your made of. :D :)
 

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It won't be too long before us older geezers suit up for the final half of the season and cup play....looking forward to it. Get a load of the groups and the draw??? Merry Fcukin' Christmas and Happy New Year Peace Arch!!!

futbol,

Coach is in hibernation over these cold long winter days, we'll see him soon! He'll pop his little coach's melon out of the coach's hole soon enough. Then we'll be helpless and half to read all his coaches pontificating. He'll be up on his soap box preachin' the glory of the Rangers/Firemen, like some old priest preachin the Christmas Mass, we'll fall asleep but he won't care, Coach will just keep going and going, on and on about how wonderful the RumpRangers/FireInMyHole lads and how they are soooo much better than the rest of us. Plus he'll have that Big Gigantic Git RideMeForever backing up his every word, MY GOD I CAN HARDLY WAIT FOR THAT! :eek: :D

Oh Yeah, Happy New Year Everybody.... :D
 

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That was a lovely reply 5bt,s. Now we have one arm out. Don.t get to excited because you might pull a fat gland trying to lace up your old Argentina,s when the snow finally melts....
 

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The only time I pull my fat gland is when the Rangerettes join me in shower.
Sometimes they even pull my fat gland for me.

And by the way, upscale from the Argentina's to the Chile's.
The red stripes are way better than the yellow ones.

How's everyone doing these days?

Bully:
Great idea BTW on the match.
For a softhead from Lancs, you actually do have some kind of brain activity after all.
We're hopefully going to kick the living shite out the young Rangers and try to match your club's donation.
It may not happen but kudos to you anyway.

We continue to train three times a week and weekly exhibition matches against VMSL & FVSL Premier teams along with a standing friendly offer from Bob Lilley and the 'Caps has us optimistic we might just catch Peace Arch.
Maybe.
But we've only got two games in hand on them.

;)

Oh, and the knee rehab is coming along just nicley.
The physio says I might be ready just in time for the Western Canadians.

Double ;)

RF
 

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Rangerforever said:
The only time I pull my fat gland is when the Rangerettes join me in shower.
Sometimes they even pull my fat gland for me.


RF

Nice to hear you're still making it out for the odd pull.
Or is this an "on call" function you request?
Ahhh... membership in the mighty Rangers
.....priceless!

:D

go rangers
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I know, yes I know! There are not many of us Old Better Bastards posting lately here on the Legends thread....But only because it's raining harder then a wet VAGINA in a porn movie!

We will get back to normal once the games begin! I swear....

As for you futbol (or should I say POOP-HOLE) they may still wear the ADIDAS AGENTINA'S way out there in Langley or wherever it is you call home out there in cowshite ****ry, but us old BETTER bastards like to wear this new stuff for example:..... RideMYrumpFOREVER I'm sure he's got a pair of those new beckham boots.....or Ballbaby (aka Figo) wears a pair of them new Nike total 90's (the boys all flash)....or that twat BullyB wears a pair of Robby Pires Puma matadors (because every time he plays he thinks he's running with the bulls in Spain (the c0ckwaliper's an absolute git)....I'm sure Aves, straps on a pair of SuperNova's (believe me Aves is an old fart even if he's not willing to admit it!).... :p :D

Actually, I think I saw that young buck TeddyB (Langley Premier) playing in a pair of Agentina's???? or maybe it was a pair of green leprechaun boots??? come to think of it he was wearing green pants as well...oh well, I couldn't catch him anyways so I could get him to reveal where the hidden treasure was.... :D
 

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5 sausage toe,s you do have a flair for the dramatic (queen), but we all know your still wearing your Nobie Stiles cleats with the bars on the bottom. Hope you had terrific holiday and haven't slowed down that 1/2 step.............Too late. From all of us out here on the flood plains please remember one tip , it's better to shovel the shite than it is to play like shite....... sausage hound. :wa:
 

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5bigtoes said:
Actually, I think I saw that young buck TeddyB (Langley Premier) playing in a pair of Agentina's???? or maybe it was a pair of green leprechaun boots??? come to think of it he was wearing green pants as well...oh well, I couldn't catch him anyways so I could get him to reveal where the hidden treasure was.... :D
What ever happened to the 5Bigtoes I played with five years ago. This new version looks like to ate the old 5Bigtoes....
theFenian
 

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You Fenian Bastard, remind me ta poke yer eye out next time I see ye.
Now get back to yers own thread.
;)
 

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Really hoping that the fields stay open this week so we can play PAU in what could be the League Cup Winners that day.
Pau 33 points.- 13 games played.
Rangers 31 points.11 games played.

Should be a very good game and PAU premier play right after our game. Nice.

Too close to call.
 

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dont put the moan on your team coach leetch or should I write your name with brown from the shite from brads arse :eek: coach thinks he is a paddy but really he is a brownnoser

sid ;)
 
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