[FVSL Div. 2] Banter and results. Sept. 2006

[Yoda]

We have a "HOBBY".
It's kicking Ass Bandits on a soccer field every weekend.

Seriously though, let's just put an end to all this and settle it all now.























# Team GP W T L GF GA PTS
1 Coquitlam City Arsenal 1 1 0 0 4 1 3
2 Athletic Club BC 1 1 0 0 3 1 3
3 Golden Ears Titans 1 1 0 0 2 1 3
4 Dewdney FC Celtic 1 1 0 0 1 0 3
5 Golden Ears Wolves 1 0 1 0 0 0 1
6 Surrey Coyotes 1 0 1 0 0 0 1
7 Port Moody Lions 1 0 0 1 1 2 0
8 LUFC Bandits 1 0 0 1 0 1 0
9 North Delta Nationals 1 0 0 1 1 3 0
10 Poco City FC Athletic 1 0 0 1 1 4 0

We're better.

 

[guru]

Those girls were developed less than ethiopia

No more mom jokes, so you're onto the starving and destitute little orphans of war sticken African nations...

 

[Cantuzzi]

any predictions for this weekend?

 

[canuckboy]

No more mom jokes, so you're onto the starving and destitute little orphans of war sticken African nations...

Perhaps Woody was refering to the industrial capacity of the former Abasynia.

ps we, the takethepiss community understand that DFC Celtic do not in any way like, or approve of, the conduct of the ass bandits. Could you please redirect your ire to another topic as you have completely exhausted this one. If you like I'll give you a topic.

A. Poco City has the best looking players, yes or no?
B. Woody will get a subscription to Jenny Craig by week 4, yes or no?
C. canuckboy is the dirtiest player this side of prison rugby?
D. Can someone, anyone put up the ****ing schedule?

 

[guru]

canuckboy

perhaps....

A. yes
B. no
C. close
D. 2A Aldergrove Utd vs Coquitlam City Ajax Sunday South Aldergrove WEST 12 Noon
2A White Rock Utd vs North Coquitlam Utd Sunday SSAP TURF 8.00PM
2A Delta Metro Utd vs North Delta Titans Sunday Association Park 2.15pm
2A SFC Wheelhouse Caps vs SFC Stars Sunday Unwin Park 10.00am
2A GEU Rams vs Poco City FC Wanderers Sunday Hammond NEW 2.15pm

2B Dewdney FC Coachmen vs Mission SC Saturday PMAP #1 2.15pm
2B Farmer's Utd FC vs Surrey FC Pegasus Saturday Ron Ralph South 12 Noon
2B Sikh Utd FC vs Poco City FC Utd Saturday NAP TURF 6.15pm
2B Langley Clones vs Port Moody Magpies Sunday MAP Oval TURF 11.00am
2B Poco Royals vs Golden Ears Tigers Sunday McLean Park 2.15pm

2C Golden Ears Titans vs Coquitlam City Arsenal Saturday Rotary TURF 7.30pm
2C Dewdney FC Celtic vs Golden Ears Wolves Saturday PMAP #1 12 Noon
2C Athletic Club BC vs Port Moody Lions Sunday Byrne Creek TURF 8.00PM
2C Surrey Coyotes vs North Delta Nationals Sunday Erma Stevenson Park 2.15pm
2C Poco City FC Athletic vs Langley Bandits Sunday Gates #1 12 Noon


BTW: Week 3 is also up on the website: http://www.fraservalleysoccer.com/master_schedules/schedules.htm

 

[Kevin Hector]

I just hope the guys playing for the Rams and Wanderers remember that we have a soccer game on sunday, not a rugby game. I have had a chat with guys on the two teams and I know some people are making this personal and going into this game with the wrong attitude, I have no hard feelings towards anyone who left the Rams (summer or winter teams) to go play in Poco, but it should be fun, to bad cooker got injured already I was looking forward to playing against him and Big Red.

 

[Woodsy]

Who are the Rams and the Wanderers?

 

[guru]

Who are the Rams and the Wanderers?

Never mind that... you're gonna be late for training... it's a 2 hour prance from where you live!

 

[Slider]

I dont know about dirtiest Canuckboy, Guru is on pace for 18 yellows. On an unrelated note, as the lone brother left on Dewdney, will I recieve the standard one whack or do you still have a quota of 3 for the family? Trying to decide whether or not to bring out the Craig Ludwig shinners and mouthguard.

 

[Kevin Hector]

Who are the Rams and the Wanderers?

Two teams from 2a fat boy, now go practise

 

[Scoop Dawg]

clones look like they will have another one of their typical seasons.

 

[DJGMC]

WOW. I think this forum should be called Celtic vs the world. What do ya think Guru....everyone out to hate you ?
I enjoy reading this as much as you probably enjoy posting this. Carry on.

 

[canuckboy]

I dont know about dirtiest Canuckboy, Guru is on pace for 18 yellows. On an unrelated note, as the lone brother left on Dewdney, will I recieve the standard one whack or do you still have a quota of 3 for the family? Trying to decide whether or not to bring out the Craig Ludwig shinners and mouthguard.

Actually J was practicing for the prem team on Tuesday and I went over and kicked him in the balls. You know, just for fun. So my Mckinnon quota will be full for a while.

If you'd like next time we play each other I'll give you a noogie before the game,(I'm SURE your dad, my ex-coach, would approve) that should ensure a hack-free mckinnon game.

Seriously though, someone gave me a book the other day, and I think it changed my life. I read it and I no longer feel the need to do violence. I feel peacefull and at one with the earth. What was this magic book you ask? It was a collection of Penthouse Forum. And damn my wrist hurts.

 

[LivinTheDream]

I just hope the guys playing for the Rams and Wanderers remember that we have a soccer game on sunday, not a rugby game. I have had a chat with guys on the two teams and I know some people are making this personal and going into this game with the wrong attitude, I have no hard feelings towards anyone who left the Rams (summer or winter teams) to go play in Poco, but it should be fun, to bad cooker got injured already I was looking forward to playing against him and Big Red.

We dont have anyone in POCO holding a grudge. We are going to play you guys fairly, and may the best team win. I hear you have already had a dusting with the Div 3 side...keep the dogs on a leash and everything will stay a good game.

Cook is out unfortunately after the White Rock game injury, but we picked up a guy tonight that should pick up the slack till cook is back. See you sunday

 

[nolimit28]

We have a "HOBBY".
It's kicking Ass Bandits on a soccer field every weekend.

Seriously though, let's just put an end to all this and settle it all now.

Dude,

Ass bandits or bandits it doesn't really matter. you all look like you want to just pick on someone. it's true that there is a few premier players on the team.

#10 and #9 were ineffective cause the midfielders were not getting ball to them. and no its not an excuse. the goal they scored was a FLOOK. I watched that game and it looked like it to me. the backline was solid for langley.

 

[guru]

it's true that there is a few premier players on the team.

#10 and #9 were ineffective cause the midfielders were not getting ball to them. and no its not an excuse. the goal they scored was a FLOOK. I watched that game and it looked like it to me. the backline was solid for langley.

Should have signed more premier guys then...

... all our goals are phlouckz... It's the ones that we don't score that aren't flukes!

NEWZ BULLETIN:
GURU INJURED IN TRAINING!!
IS A NO GO FOR SATURDAYS HOME OPENER VS. GEU WOLFETTES!

*Question: Can someone else step up to the plate and shank
a shot for a Celtic Poacher to pot another FLOOK!

*Will Guru retire?
*Will Guru become the post game tongmaster of the grill?
*Miricle drugs not working for Guru!
*Will there be a team name change?
*When will Guru stop talking in the 3rd person?

 

[bored]

Ass bandits

Yes the are, and yes that is funny.

#10 and #9 were ineffective

Thanks for the update. Was it the bagel on the score sheet that gave it away?

the goal they scored was a FLOOK.........the backline was solid for langley.

The only FLOOK was that we only scored one goal, and the backline wasn't solid at all. The shite I just took was more solid. Last years version of Langley was more solid much more solid.

 

[GEUWolves07]

week three & four up on the fvsl website. amazin...

I have no luck this year with away games, I had to reschedule my tee time for tomorrow an now I have to sell my friggin canucks tix on the 30th against the oilers... damit you sat night game times

 

[suburbanator]

Last years version of Langley was more solid much more solid.

Thanks.... I think.

 

[canuckboy]

Should have signed more premier guys then...

... all our goals are phlouckz... It's the ones that we don't score that aren't flukes!

NEWZ BULLETIN:
GURU INJURED IN TRAINING!!
IS A NO GO FOR SATURDAYS HOME OPENER VS. GEU WOLFETTES!

*Question: Can someone else step up to the plate and shank
a shot for a Celtic Poacher to pot another FLOOK!

*Will Guru retire?
*Will Guru become the post game tongmaster of the grill?
*Miricle drugs not working for Guru!
*Will there be a team name change?
*When will Guru stop talking in the 3rd person?

* yes when he turns 94 which should be next year
* yes, medium rare for canuckboy please
* don't take just one viagra take 6 plus three red bull Mrs. canuckboy
seems to enjoy that combo
* yes Poco City Celtic
* I hope not