[FVSL Div. 2] Banter and results. Sept. 2006

[canuckboy]

k seriously we are already down to two subs for our season opener.

We signed a whole bunch of young guys, but they seem to get injured far more often the us old geezers. One guys got punched out in Whistler, another just got braces (wtf), and someone else has a Grandmothers birthday.

I'm so happy i'm over thirty and so self-invlolved that the most important thing next weekend is that a bunch of hungover kids from Coquitlam City will run by me as I yap the whole game about how hot thier moms are on the sidelines.

oh and Totti we have no goalie for week two so I volunteered Warren to give you a blowjob, so we can borrow your guy if the schedules allow?????

 

[Argyle]

Hmmm...an opening for a keeper???

 

[Cantuzzi]

LTD

Mine was a simple piss take back by no means was I affended by your joke... I just stated it wasn't funny... and your momma puts her lower lip over my head an swallows... *zing*

Cantuzzi

 

[canuckboy]

BB you are SIGNED! Don't worry we'll supply you with garden gloves and a hockey jersey.

 

[redwoods]

BB you are SIGNED! Don't worry we'll supply you with garden gloves and a hockey jersey.

I'll bring my own gloves!

 

[canuckboy]

Ah I love how the Poco guys come out of the woodwork.

Goose, borq you guys are on the team, ps you are in charge of the beer cooler, and the er, um... entertainment.

 

[Argyle]

I guess that Redwoods will have to take the spot! The local homeless contingent in the Ridge area are still seen about town using my kit that they stole from my truck to play tin can soccer...

Redwoods can have the cooler...he still owes me from that last time he "borrowed" the team cooler...

 

[redwoods]

I guess that Redwoods will have to take the spot! The local homeless contingent in the Ridge area are still seen about town using my kit that they stole from my truck to play tin can soccer...

Redwoods can have the cooler...he still owes me from that last time he "borrowed" the team cooler...

I was having relations!!! with a woman!!!

not my fault.

 

[walls]

apologizing to argyle.......or to your hand???

 

[redwoods]

apologizing to argyle.......or to your hand???

my hand, your hand, your mom's hand whats the difference?

 

[canuckboy]

I'll take all three. Just make sure you use the heated KY Jelly in the 250 ml container. Thank You.

 

[LivinTheDream]

there you go cantuzzi, thats the spirit! I knew it was a matter of time before moms all over the world would be brought into this conversation

 

[STD]

ND Nationals must be undefeated again because I see walls has been posting again. What week will stop hearing from him this year?

A day and a half to get in shape before the first game and boy am I excited. I guess it is going to have to be lite beer and tofu on a stick from now till suday, I might even take the batteries out of my remote.

 

[Kevin Hector]

Love the couch potatoe Div2 champ's from Dewdney, the rest of us could learn something from them.

 

[I will Break You]

Surrey Pegasus will take div 2B

 

[Kevin Hector]

Surrey Pegasus will take div 2B

Ya think a VMSL former Premier Team that won the league two seasons ago now playing Div2 FVSL....nah not a chance

 

[Backline16]

...And we love our loud jerseys.
And we never have to change our kits because someone else has the same one.

That may be true, but a Womens Provincial Fastpitch jersey has no place in mens soccer. And as far as having to change, Home and away jersey's are one of the markers of a well put together organization...

 

[Bluenose]

ND Titans 1-0 SFC

An ugly start but we'll take it. Lots of cards in this one, a few deserved, a few undeserved, and a few players on their team fortunate to still be on the pitch at the end of the game. 3 points in the first game, I think that's a first for us.

 

[Jack The Lad]

DFC Coachmen 4-0 over Port Moody Magpies. They were a good young fast team but no match for our experience. We were short handed in that we have 3 starters still suspended and one of our top striker was at a wedding.

Anyways I look forward to playing the SFC Peg team as they are supposed to walk away with the league.

JTL

 

[canuckboy]

Coq City Arsenal 4 Poco City Athletic 1

OW, it was 3-0 after about 20 minutes, then we woke up and made it a decent game. Fitness was the key to this game they had it and we didn't. Really was the last team I'd want to open the season against, ****ing kids and thier ****ing running.