Danton to Judge: "Is bumming legal there?"

[TheRob]

So now that Mike Danton has been sentenced, I thought it might be a good idea to list some of the infractions that might be penalized during a hockey game, but are more than likely "legal" in jail.

I'll start it off.

Butt Ending.

Discuss.

 

[Regs]

Fisting? Fcuk that noise - prison men call it elbowing!

Ungentlemenly conduct, bitch.

~Regs.

 

[Keeper]

Fisting? Fcuk that noise - prison men call it elbowing!

Ungentlemenly conduct, bitch.

~Regs.

Classic!


Don't forget that term that became popular last year in the media: "The Can Opener".

 

[BlazeArmy]

Instigating

or how about


3rd man in.

 

[Ralph Wiggum]

icing, as in there's icing all over your chin, biatch.

 

[TheRob]

Slashing.

 

[BlazeArmy]

2 minutes in the box sounds pretty bad.

 

[knvb]

Well, I assume with the nature of this thread high sticking is a must for any of these 'calls' to be possible. The first time I'm sure there will be a 'roughing call'. Chances are the instigator will get at least 10 minutes in the hole.

Ouch.

This is a stupid thread.

 

[BlazeArmy]

The actual call used for boarding is pretty descriptive but i believe i shall end this thread with


Spearing.

 

[TheRob]

Two minutes for Holding the Stick.

 

[Dial 9-1-1]

Two minutes for looking so good...in the shower.

 

[BlazeArmy]

Fair enough Rob. that is the thread ender