Clavenisms. Useless Knowledge.

[TheRob]

Another useless thread started by TheRob to generate some sort of conversation arond this place.

This thread should be the busiest on the site. Fasty alone is full of useless shite. Saint to.

I'll start.

Did you know that the Concorde is six inches longer in flight than it is on the ground? It travels so fast that it heats up and the metal is expanded. Interesting stuff.

I was in the pool!

 

[Regs]

Useless? You be the judge!

Some might consider it useful to be able to differentiate between the correct uses of to, two, and too in the english language.

Yes, this includes Saint too.



Cheers,

~Regs.

 

[knvb]

Useless indeed...

Fish swim.

 

[TheRob]

They're, their Regs. I think I have that under control most of the time.

Saint does two.

 

[striker14]

useless knowledge

Ants don't sleep

Hippopotomus' lips are 2 feet wide...pucker up baby!!

The best book for knowledge as good as this is "Uncle John's Bathroom Readers" THEY ROCK!!!

GO CANUCKS GO

 

[Gurps]

Language

Up untill the age of seven, a child can pick up infinite number of languages. Any language the child learns fully will be spoken without an accent. HOWEVER, after the age of seven, any language a person learns, will always be spoken with an accent, no matter how hard the person tries.This is because a child's vocal cords(or larynx?) have fully developed by that age and can never be changed. Up until that age the vocal cord can be shaped.

Based on the way some people type on this site, I think the same could be said for typing.

 

[Hands of Stone]

PIGS

They have 30 minute orgasms, plus they taste good any time of the day.

I am going to build levels throughout my apartment.

HOS

 

[Keeper]

Listen to CFOX much, TheRob?

Hippopotomus' lips are 2 feet wide

As are some of the Beernuts', I imagine.

Glass is a liquid.

 

[TheRob]

I do.

Here's another.

Did you know that more people die in the states from lightning strikes then tornados?

Interesting.

 

[Jinky]

What a ghastly way for more people to die.

First struck by lightning then tornados?

Ghastly.

 

[TheRob]

Thread killer strikes again.

Always on top of things Jinks.

Well done.

 

[Jinky]

That's not thread killing.

It's piss-taking.

 

[kurgan]

The only mammals that cannot naturally synthesize Vitamin C are guinea pigs, fruit bats and humans.

 

[TheRob]

Welcome back Kurgan.

Jinks,

Bashing ones spelling is so below you when it comes to piss taking. I just expected better.

 

[Jinky]

Fcuk off TheRob, it's not merely picking on poor spelling. If I did that, I'd be keeper. And I'd be very busy with the likes of you around.

When someone's grammar is so poor that the sentence they accomplish bears no resemblance to what they intended, it's funny.

And as such should be pointed out.

 

[TheRob]

Donkey.

Tell me then Jinky. Aside from Yoda, and myself, why don't you TTP out of anyone elses spelling and grammar? knvb perhaps? Keeper? Regs?

On topic:

More people are killed annually by donkeys than die in air crashes.

 

[Fastshow]

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Sometimes I get scared.

 

[Jinky]

Did I not take the piss out of the pedantic keeper with his Oxymorn attempt?

Maybe I dreamt that too.

Do you think I have a vendetta against you and Yoda?
Seriously?

Let me tell you what I think of you both.

For the most part, Yoda is a master of the obvious. I think I've made that clear in the past. it is only my opinion and he knows full well that he is welcome to post as much as he wants. God knows he is just a monkey chromozone away from posting that the Sun came up this morning, the sky is blue and water in the Valley is wet.

In my opinion I like you and think that you are a hard working moderator with a very thin skin.

If I have to point out to you why it was funny to take the piss out of the post in question, then perhaps you aren't intelligent enough to be a moderator.

Before you react, please go back and re-read everything and I hope you will see what I mean. There might be hope for you yet.

 

[Fastshow]

useless.........


Imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics:
* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
* 7 have been arrested for fraud
* 19 have been accused of writing bad cheques
* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
* 3 have done time for assault
* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year

Guess which organization this is.........

Give up yet?


It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group of fcukwits that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of their unwashed shower in line.


I like eggs.

 

[Keeper]

Right back at you.

Chromozone: the silver zone is for loading and unloading monkeys only.