crafty cokcney
New Member
Wasn't sure where to post this but it's a cracker that some of you may have heard before. I got this from a former Rangers player I met this summer.;
To set the scene, Shanks is giving his team speach just prior to kick off in Liverpools dressing room at Old Trafford before playing United.......
Shanks proceeds to go through the whole United team one by one and tell his players their opponents weaknesses. He starts with Alex Stepney saying " he's useless going to his right and very weak on crosses and corner kicks." Shanks proceeds with players like Crerrand "no left foot" and on and on he goes right through the team.....
As he finishes, a young and naive Emyln Hughes realizes Shanks has only spoke about eight players and remarks.." Hey boss, what about Best, Law and Charlton"..
To which Shanks replies.."If yea cann eh beat three men, what kind of team are you.."
MAGIC...
Cheers
To set the scene, Shanks is giving his team speach just prior to kick off in Liverpools dressing room at Old Trafford before playing United.......
Shanks proceeds to go through the whole United team one by one and tell his players their opponents weaknesses. He starts with Alex Stepney saying " he's useless going to his right and very weak on crosses and corner kicks." Shanks proceeds with players like Crerrand "no left foot" and on and on he goes right through the team.....
As he finishes, a young and naive Emyln Hughes realizes Shanks has only spoke about eight players and remarks.." Hey boss, what about Best, Law and Charlton"..
To which Shanks replies.."If yea cann eh beat three men, what kind of team are you.."
MAGIC...
Cheers