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Div 2 2003-2004 Predictions, Results & Post-Game Discussion Part II

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bonefish

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...a very interesting game indeed

As always when playing WUS, the game was filled with melodrama. The onfield performances by WUS players should sweep the "Worst of the Oscar's" awards as there continual diving and bitching led to their demise. With no European refree present to buy in to the flopping about William Griffin Turf, WUS were hard pressed to act their way into too much of an advantage to overcome a solid 1st half performace by the JB squad and a stick this in your eye second half by our team.

On the sidelines for the first half, I sauntered over to the jiffy john at the opening whistle to make amends for a weekend of poor eating. Although blind to the game with the confines of the sweet smelling, toilet paper adorned plytex portable, which happened to be in close proximity to the WUS goal, I swear I had only grunted 3 or 4 times when all of sudden I heard the unmistakable "Bing" of a ball carreening of a goalpost. It was followed immediately by another "Bing", which totally interrupted my Chi-Like moment as I was forced to "break things off" so that I could exit the jiffy-john to find out what happened.

As it was we had hit two post within the first 3 minutes and this bode well for the rest of the game.

When the Sarejevan's travel, they travel deep.... They must have had about 25 fans out for tonight's contest. They definitely made themselves known with their contest attempts to coax calls out of the referee. With the whining on the pitch synchronized with the whining on the sidelines it was louder than a bunch of 13yr olds at a BackStreetBoys concert.

As I said though, the ref did not fall for their game of "Look Mom, I am a Diving Swan!" They do have some players with good talent. Elvis has a powerful shot that even Roberto Carlos would give props to, but fortunately for us he could not hit the net for the life of himself.

Our first goal came on a cross from Legs which saw the keeper handle then drop to the legs of Junior who calmly and effieciently slotted into the net.

Our second goal was on a peno which resulted from blatant hand ball from a header that was going to twinkle the back of the net. WUS even tried to protest this but a red and a goal from the Seniors, top corner shot was what they got for their efforts.

Our third and fourth goals came from pure gutsy efforts from Legs at forward who, after skinning their defenders, put two beautiful balls across the front of net that I was able to convert.
My act was pure puncutation on the beautiful work that he did.

Our fifth goal was, perhaps, our goal of the season. Bonefish plays the ball wide to Campbellnator, who takes a jog down the wing and crosses it hard. A streaking Junior, runs like his house is on fire and left foots it from a sharp angle into the mesh....

We then had our keeper exit the game with a red card for handling the ball outside of the 18 and let up some of the pressure which resulted in a couple of goals for them.

Overall it was a good effort by the JimBeam squad and the beers tasted fantastic!! There were more than one player that earned a player of the game status but Big Ste on the back, K. B. in the middle who shut Elvis down, and Legs who worked his ass off for two great assists should top the list.

I did not see any Rangers in attendance but much props to the 5 or 6 RFC boyz who came with 24 in hand to bolster our sideline.

I really hope that WUS do not go up as they do have some decent footballers but too many F'ing PriMadonnas. So please oh please, come next year, everyone who plays them please handle your bidness!

-Westside et al....You are welcome...-
 

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WUS ... CLASSLESS !!!

Therapist,

For a post game report, all you need to know is the pure lack of class on the part of WUSSY. From the ankle hacks, constant whining, nard-grabbing and diving, to the incoherent babble of both their players and supporters, and the fcuker that purposely ran out of bounds to take a windup at our water bottles. They do have skill, but are a total lack of class and seem to be more interested in feelin out other teams' nads. The turf also played to our advantage as it was slick. Hopefully everyone in 2C puts them away in the new year - even HomeWrecker as along as you promise not to post fresh after hotdog day at school when you're all charged up.

A good run for the Beam and good to see the guys from Richmond out.

You definitely have to watch their forwards, but smack them around a bit, keep your cool, stay in front of them and they can be thrown off their game. Great game by our backs to ensure that happened and some good movement, finishing, and pressure by our mid and forwards. The ref did well I thought as it was a busy game for him and a lot of diving and chatter to get through - a red card to WUS for an obvious handball on the goal line, and a red to our keep for a handball outside the 18.

Btw - we ran out've beer ... where were the Stellas???
 

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Eloquent as always Bones. If we were to say what we really thought of WUS then I'm sure the moderators would have a field day editing and / or deleting all our posts. Hopefully a bunch of us can be in the RFC corner when these two teams do battle. Have to ask the wife permission of course !!!!

And Bones, what about Mick for Player of Game..... I was bored back there for most of the game but yelled loud enough when I had to!! Can't discount you and Junior for 2 apiece tonight.... is this a pat on the back session or what!! Guess thats our advantage of being the only posters at 2am on a Tues morning. Bottoms up !!!
 

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I hear you Creedance...... Duke and I will be "chatting" I'm sure :D

Interesting to hear the "unbiased" RFC game report on this evenings contest!!
 

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WUS a disgrace

Bonefish summed up the game well (a bit more emphasis on Juniors 'goal of the year' might be due).
But my friend, I think you failed to illustrate the sheer, unabashed, downright disgraceful manner in which WUS carried themselves both on and off the pitch ,especially #17, a particular embarresment to the entire league (no #17 I don't speak that language, but I'm still sure it was your lovely mother we were talking about out there!).
No wonder it's hard to find quality refs at this level (tonights was right on top of things; great job). Who'd want to have to get an escort from the winning team to avoid a WUS linch mob?
It's been said, but I'll say it again... WUS has no class, and no place in a league where 99% of us play for fun and the right to TTP the loser!

The best part was being 5-0 up, then after their 2nd goal having their sideline erupt, yelling that they'd had some sort of victory!

Several of us pointed out (through our fits of laughter) that we still had 5 goals, but they actually said "it doesn't matter; what a humiliation for you". I'm still trying to figure that one out, but the best I can come up with is that their 2nd goal was a weak one, so shame on us!

Looking forward to those Stellas!

RFC, thanks for the support out there tonight. Hope we can return the favour (we'll bring more than 12 beers though!)
 

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As much as I would like to see TS and RFC move up, it looks like Keeper and the Rangers have a pretty good schedule for the next three games, playing the bottom three teams in the division.
I think they now have the inside track on promotion, but who knows what can happen.:confused:
 

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These 5 teams will really have to watch what they eat over the holidays cause the title race is tighter than Micksters XXL jersey...
If RFC takes out WUS and Signmaster and the Rangers beat the Ravens, it will be playoff time. My bets are on for playoffs between either Signmaster,WFC or RFC...to decide it all....

TEAM - MaxPoints - EaseofSchedule (higher is easier)
Ravens - (43) - 557
WUS - (42) - 567
Signmaster - (42) - 540
WFC Rangers - (41) - 606
Richmond - (41) - 565

PPD Richmond FC Westside C-men Honda Field
PPD Signmaster SC Western Union Sarajevo David Lam
PPD Champlain Heights Ravens FC Champlain Heights
PPD Ravens FC Western Union Sarajevo Strathcona West
PPD Signmaster SC Richmond FC David Lam
PPD Western Union Sarajevo Champlain Heights South Memorial NW
PPD Elephant Walk Ravens FC Adanac Park East
Dec. 13/14 Home Away Park Time
Ravens FC WFC Rangers "A" Strathcona West
Signmaster SC Westside C-men David Lam
Richmond FC Point Grey Strikers "B" Honda Field
Norvan JB's Western Union Sarajevo Confederation Turf
Day 16 Home Away Park Time
Ravens FC Champlain Heights Strathcona West
WFC Rangers "A" Point Grey Strikers "B" Hillcrest Centre
Westside C-men Richmond FC McBride Park
Western Union Sarajevo Signmaster SC S. Memorial NW
Day 17 Home Away Park Time
Champlain Heights WFC Rangers "A" Champlain Heights
Signmaster SC Elephant Walk David Lam
Richmond FC Western Union Sarajevo Honda Field
Norvan JB's Ravens FC Confederation Turf
Day 18 Home Away Park Time
Ravens FC Signmaster SC Strathcona West
Westside C-men WFC Rangers "A" McBride Park
Western Union Sarajevo Point Grey Strikers "B" S. Memorial NW
Elephant Walk Richmond FC Adanac Park East
 

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Closer than you think: WUS actually has a max of 42.

I think the past few weeks have illustrated that 2C is by far the toughest and most competitive group of them all. Five teams within 2 points of each other. Jeeeezzuuuuus.
 

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Huh?

What I am asking Bonefish to do is explain how he arrives at numbers such as 557 and 540 beside the names of the teams and their max points.

What I said to you is that in Bonefish's list he has WUS at max 42, and then you repeated that the max WUS can get is 42, which I found redundant.
 

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And what I said (suggested) is that he edited his post (i.e. changed it to 42) after I pointed out the error.

Redundant: much like this conversation.

NotevenknowingwhichRangerSixofoneis
 

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Keeper,

The conversation of what is the toughest division was one that last year ended up nowhere as it is too hard to guage competitiveness between the divisions. Perhaps a better barometer is the playoffs... eg last year we beat Fury 5-1 in the playoffs yet the Fury still got promoted (and look at them now).

Still, I agree that 2C has the tightest race and I, for one, would like to see it decided by a playoff game.
 

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HalfDozenOfTheOther.....

I did edit my post having been corrected by the eagle-eyed Keeper so please unlock and unload and holster your weapon.

As for the point system, it is not exact science but it is some measure in this predictable game of Div 2 soccer....

I took the rankings of the teams remaining for the 5 teams in contention. The rankings were added together, averaged and multiplied by 100 to give the numbers that you see. My logic being, with the faults that be, that the teams with the weaker opposition would have the higher number and therefore the better statisical chance at achieving their max number of points. The biggest problem with the figures is the disparity between games played by some teams. The Ravens, for example have 7 games remaining and the Rangers have 4. But other than that it if fcuking magic.... :D
 

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It should be interesting to see if WUS gets a hefty fine for the abuse of the ref on Monday. Seeing as how he asked to be escorted to his car, I'm sure that will make it into his game report. And we know how the league is just waiting to fine teams for their behaviour and that of their fans.
 

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JB's 5: WUS 2

The RFC boys made the trek out to Norvan to watch the JBs badly outplay WUS. JBs were by far the dominant team and could've won by 7 or 8 goals if they were a little luckier. Either way, they man-handled WUS and took Elvis out of the game with stingy D and solid tackling. Of course, if you ask anyone from WUS, they'll tell you that the ref cost them the game by giving their guy a red and calling a PK. I love it how it's never their fault when they lose or something goes wrong on the field. In case you guys (WUS) are able to operate a computer and can navigate what we call the 'internet' to find this lovely site, here's a little lesson in soccer rules and regulations: If a player deliberately handles the ball as it's crossing the line, it's a red card and a PK. So next time your player wants to play volleyball on the goal-line, yell and swear at him and not at the ref. The poor ref (who beared a striking resemblance to Jean-Luc Picard) had to be escorted to his car by the JBs players. As we passed their supporters (at least 20 of them) they started fingering us and telling us that the ref was our 12th man. They were threatening to come after us and even called one of us Saddam Hussein! I thought that was funny, but if we said one thing back to them it could've got ugly. We had to tell them that we didn't play today and were only there to watch. F*cking wankers.
If JB's played this way the whole season, they'd be in the top 2-3 teams and battling for promo. Perennial under-achievers, so close to getting over that hump!
On a side note, good to meet Bonefish and the rest of the lads, a quality group. Too bad we couldn't stay and finish our beers, but I think escaping the mob was more important, and live to drink another day.

TS
 

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Originally posted by Champlain's Keeper
does a team get fined for forfeiting and if so how much?
Yeah, just show up to the league office wearing nothing but your soccer boots and a smile, and Azzi and Co. will take care of the rest. Happy holidays.

TS
 
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