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2002 May Long Weekend/Kelowna - 5,6,7,8 Heyyyy Baby, I wanna know........
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shite how could I forget
Here's a good one I heard through the grape vine. There was this really really really pissed drunk left footer who happen to pick up a bird at the bar. Said drunk guy was so pissed he forgot what hotel he was staying at. So he decided to stumble around outside the bar with his new found cougar until a cab picked them up.
Apparently when smashed out of your tree at 2:30 there is a green light on being a loud mouth dick. No word on whether he was wearing a tank top or not, but I bet there was a wife beater on at one point. Lefty as I will now call him, seemed to piss off Habib the cab driver so much that Habbib dragged Lefty out of the cab in the middle of the street and pummelled him senseless.
Now....... lefty beaten, broke and still no idea where he was staying, walked ( cougar still in tow) to the nearest hotel. It's was on of those drive up to your door types. Kicked in a door and passed out on the bed with the cougar. No word if he got any from the cougar.
The next morning at around 6:00ish the maid came around and saw the door had been kicked in. Went inside to see a half naked left footer and a scantily clad cougar. She asked what he was doing in the room several times with the only response being "fcuk off and get out of my room"
The maid ran and got the manger who simply handed lefty and a bill for $250.00 and told him to pay it and get the fcuk out before he called the cops. (A $100 for the room and $150 for the door.)
The details are still a bit sketchy,but I will up date you all as he remembers more.
What's the moral of this story?
Here's a good one I heard through the grape vine. There was this really really really pissed drunk left footer who happen to pick up a bird at the bar. Said drunk guy was so pissed he forgot what hotel he was staying at. So he decided to stumble around outside the bar with his new found cougar until a cab picked them up.
Apparently when smashed out of your tree at 2:30 there is a green light on being a loud mouth dick. No word on whether he was wearing a tank top or not, but I bet there was a wife beater on at one point. Lefty as I will now call him, seemed to piss off Habib the cab driver so much that Habbib dragged Lefty out of the cab in the middle of the street and pummelled him senseless.
Now....... lefty beaten, broke and still no idea where he was staying, walked ( cougar still in tow) to the nearest hotel. It's was on of those drive up to your door types. Kicked in a door and passed out on the bed with the cougar. No word if he got any from the cougar.
The next morning at around 6:00ish the maid came around and saw the door had been kicked in. Went inside to see a half naked left footer and a scantily clad cougar. She asked what he was doing in the room several times with the only response being "fcuk off and get out of my room"
The maid ran and got the manger who simply handed lefty and a bill for $250.00 and told him to pay it and get the fcuk out before he called the cops. (A $100 for the room and $150 for the door.)The details are still a bit sketchy,but I will up date you all as he remembers more.
What's the moral of this story?
I can see the bird getting over the cabby punch up, but I would think anyone would run for the hills after he kicked in the door of a hotel room. What if someone was staying in there?
Jail time I'm sure.
Valley boys seek your revenge on the Jimmy'The nose' Holiday. He kicked the crap out of Skip, stop him from doing it again.
Jail time I'm sure.
Valley boys seek your revenge on the Jimmy'The nose' Holiday. He kicked the crap out of Skip, stop him from doing it again.
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Just call me Habib
Why would they want to help out a clown like Guinness who first is from the Vmsl and secondly been bashing the Fvsl all year long
I will give Guinness the same beating Habib gave Lefty!
I was in Kelowna for a stag last weekend and ran into the hooligans at Gotchas
Why would they want to help out a clown like Guinness who first is from the Vmsl and secondly been bashing the Fvsl all year long
I will give Guinness the same beating Habib gave Lefty!
I was in Kelowna for a stag last weekend and ran into the hooligans at Gotchas
Another beauty
That was a classic, I was kinda glad though cause lefty was in my room, so Cainy had a bed to himself Another classic was Hoss's cack block on skip, I thought Brent Roberts was the king of the cack block but this one is right up there. I'll set the stage, I'ts our last night there and Hoss borrows skips best babe getter, I mean this shirt is money, I can't believe skip leant it out, it's definately his bread and butter. So late in the night skips got this beautiful baby on the dance floor, doing his best I'm an octopuss gag, hands all over the shop, when Hoss spots the action. He saunters up leans in and wispers something in her ear and she proceeds to give him a lip lock with full on tongue action. I don't know what he said but I sure want to. Meanwhile skip in the frombee ( from behind) is left doing the white man shuffle as Hoss mows his lawn. Thats no way to treat your captain. Funny thing Hoss went to do some shooters and forgot all about her Nice work lads.
That was a classic, I was kinda glad though cause lefty was in my room, so Cainy had a bed to himself
Another classic was Hoss's cack block on skip, I thought Brent Roberts was the king of the cack block but this one is right up there. I'll set the stage, I'ts our last night there and Hoss borrows skips best babe getter, I mean this shirt is money, I can't believe skip leant it out, it's definately his bread and butter. So late in the night skips got this beautiful baby on the dance floor, doing his best I'm an octopuss gag, hands all over the shop, when Hoss spots the action. He saunters up leans in and wispers something in her ear and she proceeds to give him a lip lock with full on tongue action. I don't know what he said but I sure want to. Meanwhile skip in the frombee ( from behind) is left doing the white man shuffle as Hoss mows his lawn. Thats no way to treat your captain. Funny thing Hoss went to do some shooters and forgot all about her Nice work lads.
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Hard ass bitch...line !
How about Mac... who on advice from Howsie ,went up to the the girl Howsie was small talking with and instead of the formal "HELLO" he said...." so I hear your a hard ass bitch"
Needless to say Mac has not lost his touch with the ladies !
How about Mac... who on advice from Howsie
,went up to the the girl Howsie was small talking with and instead of the formal "HELLO" he said...." so I hear your a hard ass bitch" Needless to say Mac has not lost his touch with the ladies !
**** Block
I'm still reeling from the left/right **** block combination Hoss threw me on Sunday night. Let me tell you, He sauntered up, gave MY shirt a pet, looked her straight in her half shut eyes, and licked her like she was a 48 cent stamp!!
I was outa there.
I'm still reeling from the left/right **** block combination Hoss threw me on Sunday night. Let me tell you, He sauntered up, gave MY shirt a pet, looked her straight in her half shut eyes, and licked her like she was a 48 cent stamp!!
I was outa there.
whopper w/cheese
The funiest thing I witnessed this weekend was Muzz attempting to order a wopper with cheese combo from a cab window through the burger king drive through.......LOADED! I'll never do it justice in here:
"eeeeeennnn Iiiii ettttaa mmmmwwwooooppppeeeerrrr mmwww ssshhheeeeeeessssshhh oomboo"?
fukcing hilarious! I almost yacked listening to him try!
The funiest thing I witnessed this weekend was Muzz attempting to order a wopper with cheese combo from a cab window through the burger king drive through.......LOADED! I'll never do it justice in here:
"eeeeeennnn Iiiii ettttaa mmmmwwwooooppppeeeerrrr mmwww ssshhheeeeeeessssshhh oomboo"?
fukcing hilarious! I almost yacked listening to him try!
Wait, One More!
Wait Fellows! I think the top story is Hoss dropping the ball on the goal line. Chick is digging Hoss all night on saturday, Hoss givin' the Mr. Robotics dance moves, talking up a storm (he must be drunk if he put words together), and then bringing back to the motel. And just before Hoss dives in for a touchdown. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz! Hoss falls asleep. Silly Wabbit.
Wait Fellows! I think the top story is Hoss dropping the ball on the goal line. Chick is digging Hoss all night on saturday, Hoss givin' the Mr. Robotics dance moves, talking up a storm (he must be drunk if he put words together), and then bringing back to the motel. And just before Hoss dives in for a touchdown. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz! Hoss falls asleep. Silly Wabbit.
One More!
Listen trying to Feel up beat, after Keano was kicked off Ireland's team today, so listen up for one more classic story. Friday night, four outstanding chicks dancing with each other, feeling each other, rubbiing up like their standing in the artic trying to keep warm. The boys are loving this except for one grumphy old man with little hair who says, "Fcuk Guys, there too skinny". Classix Aves!!!!!!!!
Listen trying to Feel up beat, after Keano was kicked off Ireland's team today, so listen up for one more classic story. Friday night, four outstanding chicks dancing with each other, feeling each other, rubbiing up like their standing in the artic trying to keep warm. The boys are loving this except for one grumphy old man with little hair who says, "Fcuk Guys, there too skinny". Classix Aves!!!!!!!!
Oh my!
So much for the "stays on the road" mentality for this crew
...The rookies weathered the spoons and olympic sit up shtick quite well...both good young kids (as Don Cherry would say.)
Careful now boys...don't forget about the confidentiality agreements that were signed. ...if this keeps up, the boys might have to be on their best behavior in Kamloops. ...not that I wasn't (married guy disclaimer)
p.s. ...bony asses are not on
So much for the "stays on the road" mentality for this crew
...The rookies weathered the spoons and olympic sit up shtick quite well...both good young kids (as Don Cherry would say.)
Careful now boys...don't forget about the confidentiality agreements that were signed.
...if this keeps up, the boys might have to be on their best behavior in Kamloops. ...not that I wasn't (married guy disclaimer) p.s. ...bony asses are not on
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