An Argentinian genius. You're one of the highest scorers in Serie A, smacking home 27 goals in 13 games. You're not a bad bloke but you look after yourself. Especially now that you could be past your best.
Although you need a new hairdresser, you're a class player. You're not a saint but you're not a hatchet man either. However, unlike a solid Swedish table, you're a bit unstable. Your temper needs to be controlled.
BTW: For fun, I chose the worst possible answer and came up with
You are
Diego Simeone
You may be a good footballer but who cares - you're a low life. Forget about playing in the spirit of the game - you're happy to use the cheapest tricks around to get what you want. Hope your calf's fully recovered.
You're a great athlete. You've got strength, speed and legs that go on forever. Unfortunately you use all this to take out opponents in a way that might end a few careers.
You are talented, good-looking and a babe magnet. Kids idolize you, adults want to be you and women want to bed you. You are destined to one day ascend the throne of England.
You're fit, you're strong and you're out of control. You're happy to pile in with fists, boots, head etc. with devastating results. Refs think you're clinically insane. As does Mick McCarthy. And they're probably right.
You're one of the best players on the planet. You lead by example and you're way too refined to rake your studs down anyones shins. You do sometimes have trouble passing the ball to lesser players, though.