Vijay Singh:"I hope she doesn't make the cut."

[Dude]

That would hurt...just ask KNVB.

I’m sure her missing the cut had nothing to do with the little blond, flat chested “Anika” voodoo doll you were keeping with you all last week, poking with your needles. Voodooism isn’t approved curriculum in the public school system, you know.

I still say if Jennifer Love Hewitt was given a sponsors exemption, and played in a bikini, you wouldn’t complain.

 

[Keeper]

Yes he would. Her tits are too small.

 

[Buckfast]

I don't think the Captain would be agreeable to much at this very moment. You see, he is a little bit down since CELTIC WON FCUK ALL THIS YEAR!

Buckfast