Top 10 Rejection Lines

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Top 10 Rejection Lines from Women to Men
(And what they actually mean)...

10.I think of you as a brother.
(You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in
"Deliverance.")

9.There's a slight difference in our ages.
(I don't want to do my dad.)

8.I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way.
(You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes upon.)

7.My life is too complicated right now.
(I don't want you spending the night or else you may hear phone
calls from all the other guys that I'm sleeping with.)

6.I've got a boyfriend.
(I prefer my male cat and a gallon of Ben and Jerry's ice cream.)

5.I don't date men where I work.
(I wouldn't date you if you were in the same solar system,
much less the same building.)

4.It's not you, it's me.
(It's you.)

3.I'm concentrating on my career.
(Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better
than dating you.)


2.I'm celibate.
(I've sworn off the likes of you -or- I'd rather drink turpentine
and piss on a brush fire -or- when bats flyout of my butt.)


...And the number 1 rejection line given by women...

1.Let's just be friends.
(I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating
detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with. It's
that male perspective thing.)
 

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Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men (and what they actually mean...)....

10. I think of you as a sister. (You're fat.)
9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (You're fat.)
8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You're fat.)
7. My life is too complicated right now. (You're fat.)
6. I've got a girlfriend. (You're fat.)
5. I don't date women where I work. (You're fat.)
4. It's not you, it's me. (You're fat.)
3. I'm concentrating on my career. (You're fat.)
2. I'm celibate. (You're fat.)
...and the number 1 rejection line given by men (and what it actually means)
1. Let's be friends. (You're fat, and ugly too.)
 

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