This ones for SexyCoco

5bigtoes

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A Jamaican is having breakfast one morning; coffee, croissant, bread, butter
and jam,
when a Trini man, chewing gum, sits down next to him.
The Jamaican ignores the Trini who, nevertheless, starts a conversation:

Trini: "You Jamaican folk eat the whole bread??"

Jamaican: (in a bad mood): "Of course."

Trini: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. In Trinidad we only eat
what's inside. The crusts, we collect in a container, recycle it,transform
them into croissants and sell them to the Jamaicans."

The Trini has a smirk on his face. The Jamaican listens in silence.
The Trini persists; "Do you eat jelly with the bread??"

The Jamaican: "Of course."

Trini: (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling). We don't. In
Trinidad we eat the fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put All the peels,
seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam,
and sell them to the Jamaicans

The Jamaican the asks: "Do you have sex in Trinidad?"

Trini: "Why of course we do", the Trini says with a big smirk.

Jamaican: " And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"

Trini: "We throw them away, of course."

Jamaican: "We don't. In Jamaica, we put them in a container, recycle them,
melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to Trinidad."

Nuh Ramp wid Yardie!
 

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L.O.L.

Thanks BigOnes!

I don't really think that Jamaicans really use condoms:eek: (well, at least that is what I heard through the grape vine)

Fckin 'Jammies'

+SCsppreciatesagoodslamagainsttrinisonceinawhile;)
 

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