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The Soccer Sucks Website

Dude

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Nice find! Soccer does suck. I like the soccer hair section...

"Just because you have the ability to turn your hair a different color doesn't mean you should. Cretin."

"Look in the mirror, you're not black."

Several repeat offenders in that section, too. Valdorama and Seaman made several appearances.

You gotta laugh, just like Jim Rome w/ his soccer takes.
 

trece verde

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Humourful...in the pathetic unintentional Jim Rome kind of way.:rolleyes: :D The site would be much more effective if it stuck to being tongue-through-cheek. Instead, it tends to the ham-fisted bludgeon approach, kind of like Franchise trying to tell you that he like the Leafs...

The hair section was the best part, although relying on Valderama's scary lid, bad mullets, early-mid 70s hair farmers like George Best, and Charlton's comb-over is kind of stretching it. If you go through the history books, you can find all kinds of shocking lettuce in hockey, basketball, and Merkin handball.

Back to swimming, which as every good Merkin knows of course imparts nowhere near the athletic benefits of softball or 10 pin bowling...
 

bulljive

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Have you made all 12 of those posts today. Grab a water bottle and take a fukcing breather already.
 

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