The Modern Drunkard

[Dapotayto]

Here's a website I stumbled upon. And no, I wasn't drunk-stumbling either, just stumbling. Like an Italian in the 18-yard box.

Kidding, just kidding.

Modern Drunkard Online Magazine

 

[Dude]

This one speaks to me:

8. Dude, after what you did last time, you gotta go back out there and explain yourself.

How did they know?