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We the Sixth Stud is back from his vacation and we've finally gotten May's entry thanks to the fine people down at Canada Post :D

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Take Me Out to the Ballgame...

Of all the lethal profanities you can throw at an official, only one – c*cksucker – is good for a guaranteed ejection. For reasons unbeknownst to me, the standard swear words can be tossed around, and it still remains up to the umpires’ discretion whether you finish the game or head for an early shower. Now I’m not saying you can drop a succession of f-bombs and stay in the game….but for some odd reason, c*cksucker will always get you tossed the second after you either scream it aloud or mutter it under your breath. It’s automatic. Players know it, managers know it.

http://www.takethepiss.com/articles/take-me-out-to-the-ballgame.12/
 
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The silence is deafening

Sixth Stud - Don't write about baseball anymore on TTP... no one cares, even if you do slag the shite out of it :D

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