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Deep thoughts....by Jack Handey

The next time you're having a bad day, imagine you're a
Siamese twin.
Your brother, attached at your shoulder is gay and you're not.
But you only have the one ass.

Feel better? :confused:
 

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Christmas Carol Jamacian Style

SC,

I thought I'd put this in a thread you started and died. To support the cause gal!

Think of Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire... replace the lyrics with the ones below.

Breadfruits roasting on an open fire
Mongrels nipping at your toes
Dancehall songs, being sung by a choir
'An we dress up in we bashment clothes

Everybody knows,
When gungo cook an sorrel flow
Yu dun know seh season brite
Gal an bwoy wid them starlight a glow
Dem nah go waan fe sleep tonite

Dem know seh joyride deh pon the way
With music, rockin' rockin thru de day
'An all the chicken dem a try fi spy
Fi see is which one a dem is gwine to fry

'An so, we want to big up everyone
All kidz from one to 92
Althou money dun
Have 'hole heap a fun
Irie Chrismus, Irie Chrismus ... to you.
 

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those damn Jamacains

they never make any sence to me...

The thought was there though 5BigONES!

~scisdreamingofthebeachrightnow!

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The two-island nation of Trinidad and Tobago marks the southeastern corner of the Caribbean, just north of Venezuela. Trinidad is enlivened by the rhythms and harmonies of the steel drum, while Tobago offers the more subtle sounds of the jungle and countryside.
 

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Bumper sticker........

Wasn't sure what thread to put this in so i'll put it in this one. Seen a great bumper sticker on first ave. after another canuck lose a little while back. It said " Go Canuck's Go And Take The Lion's With You......" I don't want either team to leave but it was good for a laugh....:D
 

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funny things seen

there was grafity on a wall that said in big letters "JESUS SAVES" and right under it someone else wrote "and Gretzky puts in the rebound."
 

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Slick- a real oldie that one

That joke has been around so long that it used to be:

Jesus saves and Esposito (Phil, then of Boston fame) scores on the rebound. Gretzky wasn't playing pro yet.
 

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